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This announcement takes a tip from the DIY wedding craze. Except it’s more like, “I’m gonna make this here sign by hand because that good-for-nuthin’ John Patterson ain’t even worth a real church sign. That worthless, shiftless piece of dung is gonna marry my ONLY daughter, dammit!”
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“When I originally bought this dress, I thought my Grandma would love it. But now I’m reconsidering. Do I totally look like an underage slut? Wait…don’t answer that.”
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Today is a day to celebrate love. And as everyone knows, love can get quite messy. In this case, I’m assuming the mess was made with delicious raspberry filling. But hey, you never know.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Is this some kind of ritual sacrifice? Is the groom the apple of the bride’s eye? Is he looking at the ring like he wants to eat it, so she’s offering him a fruit alternative? SO. CONFUSED.
Limos are totally overrated. Why fork over the cash to catch a lift to your wedding when there are other perfectly functional modes of transportation? Like the trunk of this car:
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It’s no one’s fault but the bride’s that she got a floofy dress that doesn’t fit inside your average sedan. But hey, it’s not like they’re being hauled off in a freaking bulldozer or anything…
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At least they put down a tarp. And they seem pretty happy, almost like they won this sweet ride on a morning radio show. That or their friends are playing a joke on them that’s so bad, it’s good. Reminds me of this crew.
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This is what happens when you get married in August and buy your dress in January. You wind up drowning in sweat while wearing a multi-layered gown that weighs more than this cat and your wedding cake combined. Should’ve taken a tip from Marilyn (or Beth Otrosky) and gone skimpy.
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Are Wet Formal Wear contests the latest wedding trend? My vote is on the Lady In Red. I hope she wins a year’s supply of loose change. And I hope she’s the groom’s hot mom (with questionable hair).
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