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Every time I see a wrap-around mic and a dude standing at the front of the room I think of a megachurch. Kind of ironic, considering these two are getting married stark freakin’ naked. Judging by the placement of the groom’s right hand, I’m guessing the room might be a bit drafty. It’s all in the name of love.
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Looks like they’re wearing sheer panties/briefs of some sort. Maybe this was a stripper wedding?
I think they’re painted on :/
Looks to me like the groom is preping for the honeymoon.
Is the groom wearing lace britches? EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
No, I do fear that’s some kind of airbrushed frosted effect… he appears to be wearing a man-thong.
The word “testify” comes from the same Latin source as “testicle.” In short, ancient Romans would make an oath by cupping their packages and swearing on their nuts: “If I am lying, may these be lost.” So perhaps the groom is simply honoring an ancient tradition.
An interesting story, but not actually true.
Sshhh! Everything is true on the internet!
She’s right you know…..
The guy looks like the 650 Pound Virgin who was on TLC, I think his name was David.
He does look like he’s had skin removal surgery of some sort, there’s an overhang and it looks like he has a scar.
It’s like he starts young at the top but gradually ages as you go down.
maybe he used to be overweight, lost it, had skin removal, proposed to the hot chick he’s been crushing on since his fat days, and decided to get married naked to celebrate his accomplishments!
Or maybe it’s that oh so common wedding blunder: the Fake Tan Disaster!
Is there paint on his butt?!?!?
nudists again
“Grab your junk for the picture, honey…”
Those aren’t shear undies. That’s body paint! XD
Betazoid nuptials — or was it just the blushing bride and groom?
daddy’s little girl i see
this was done in new zealand it was an edge thing they won a free wedding but they had to be nude
I think it’s impressive how they can look deeply into each other’s eyes. Many can’t do that when the person of interest is not naked!
Yes it was a radio stunt by The Edge in New Zealand. The couple won a free wedding on a cruise ship but they had to be naked. Hence the mics.
Did the groom get a six-pack airbrushed onto him?! I know you can get that done, and it sure looks like he did… Eugh.
This happened in my home town, Brisbane, Australia, in 2008. They won a very luxurious wedding, as long as the ceremony happened in the nude. They ‘won’ a radio competition. And the underwear is painted on. The only reason the man has his hand-over-groin is because these are the official photos – over 100 were published at the time (all part of the deal). There was a similar stunt in New Zealand only a month before this one in Australia.
all i can say is “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!”
oh, and would someone please tell the groom his tan in a can is running….*bleah!, *gag X(
At least they look like they’re having great fun. But given all the artistic options they could choose from with painted-on underwear, why did they groom have to pick sparkling lacy man-panties?!
poor goon,
he has no money to buy decent cloths.
poor bride, to marry such a guy.
The room wasn’t drafty… he didn’t want guests to see how small it actually is and laugh. lmao
I don’t think she’s gonna put his ring around his finger..
First of all…the lame band boy straight up bangs thing is worse than his lacey panties…he can hide those with pants. Secondly, wrap around mikes are necessary…you gonna take the mike from the hand thats cupping his junk? Ew.
This was actually a real wedding hosted by a Canberra (Australia) radio station 104.7.
They had their whole wedding and honey moon paid for if they did it in the buff.
And it was done in a very large hall, and broadcast online. :O