It’s your wedding day. Have a drink!

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Have a few more drinks, and maybe a smoke, too! Really let loose.

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Just don’t accidentally kill your husband.

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(Although if you do, more drinks are definitely in store.) Yay, life insurance!!
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I’m going to guess these are Brits XD And before people start shouting, I am from the North of England where we are pretty good at drinking and am therefore qualified to say this
Bride didn’t kill her man. Giant Mosquitozilla killed her man! Now he’s going for her and she’s drinking to get that bastard as he gets her.
In the top pic, is the bridesmaid on the left pregnant? PLEASE tell me she’s just holding the bottle for the bride!
Second picture I’d guarantee is American, not British. That bride is keeping her Bud cool in a Koozie!
how nice, they can drink together whole life
Oh, look, a bottle for each of them. No need for glasses, here. Now that’s class.
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Dude, the groom or groomsmen in the first picture is pulling his zipper down!!
Okay…. Um. strange that i noticed it, but in the second picture, the one where the lovely bride is smoking with a drink in her hand, Is the man in the back groping himself????? D:
Also, why did they set the camera down in the background there…?
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