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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE you glad you aren’t one of the women wearing these hideous dresses? HOLY MOTHER OF GOD they’re atrocious.
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The chick on the left at least seems to have freed her legs from the angry orange. It jumped on her head, but at least she can run now.
This photo made me suddenly crave orange sherbet for some reason.
DITTO. mmmmorangesherbert!
Me three.
Is this another Irish traveler exercise in tacky?
That was my first thought, too.
That’s what I thought too, but the bride’s dress isn’t twenty metres wide!
Uh, is the bride actually IN the photo?? Man, there’s enough orange tule in there to wrap up the Empire State Building!! Where’s that “artist” who makes those odd “art objects” on hillsides and buildings when you need him????????
Christo. I think he’s dead.
Any one else see the people in the window?
i know it looks like a little girl and her mother and dad or something o.0
Those “people in the window” is a stained glass portrait of the virgin mary. it’s a church. lol
im sorry not till you mentioned it . my retna detaced it self in an effort to not allow my brin to process the hidious image .. and did any one notice the bride not looking to happy.. hmm maybe shes saying to her self i might shoulda we thunk the color scheme
Ghosts, I believe….Horrified ghosts at that!
Good eye.
I have to say that the color could have been ok….its the choice of dress style that makes it frightening. I think those dresses and hats would be hideous in any color.
Once again the bridesmaids are far hotter than the bride…
No one looks particularly happy in this picture…I wonder why?
There are about 25 things people need to stop doing forever at weddings. One is insisting on dressing their friends or, honestly, having bridal parties at all.
Others that immediately come to mind:
1.) Don’t bring children. Yeah, no I don’t care how cute little tommy would look as a ring-bearer: Just don’t bring him. He’ll wail during the ceremony or make a spectacle of himself looking up the bride’s skirt at the wedding or vomit from eating too much cake. Get a friggin’ sitter: DON’T BRING KIDS TO A WEDDING.
2.) Those creepy pseudo-sexual rituals on the dance floor where the groom does things to the bride’s garters? Yeah, don’t do that. It’s trans-crass. I resent your demand that I publicly witness your sweaty, desperate horniness.
3.) At risk of ending up horribly in debt for your wedding? Here’s an idea: Spend less money. It works like this: When you spend less money, you have more money left over. It’s hard to grasp I know, but bear with me on this. After many years of research, scientists have determined fairly stable and precise laws of arithmetic. And when you spend more money, more total money is spent.
Spending less money also saves not only money but also friendships: People like me are less likely to stop hanging up on you and avoiding you in public because you won’t stop talking about how expensive your or your daughter’s wedding was.
Excellent post! #3 should be part of every application for a marriage license. Guesstimating the cost involved in these fit-for-a-Mardi-Gras-costume-only spectacles, I’d say budget was trimmed and the food sucked.
Ahww. Is someone lonely? Or juss a person angry at the world
lol thats what i was thinkin
u seem a bit bitter .. hmm
I negotiated my cake with Safeway($35), made my own dress (people thought it was a Vera Wang – $200), did my own silk flowers ($20), had one maid of honor who wore a nice dress in one of the wedding colors and invited just the close family and friends. No kids, no champagne, no garter at all – so simple that it all worked well. I entered the marriage with no debt and no regrets. People were telling me a whole year later what a wonderful wedding it was – so warm and loving and what a wedding should be.
Actually, the little kids at my brother’s wedding were a large part of what made it awesome. They wanted to make friends with everyone. I don’t think people should demand that children be left out of a relative’s special day.
This is what happens when you leave a highlighter in your pocket when washing laundry!
fuk u stop takin d mick out of us. u wuldnt lyk it if it was u or ur family wuld uuuu
Bride: “Don’t worry, girls, I’m sure you can use these dresses as cocktail dresses or formal gowns”
The dresses aren’t so bad…… when you consider the head pieces they’re wearing. Yeeessshhhh!!!!
Carmen Miranda is jealous!
oooo, I want a close up- I NEED to see those head piece thingies. They are clearly an important part of achieving this overall look of orange sherbet surprise.
Ah, yes. The infamous orange highlighter wedding. Where everyone’s fake-and-bake tan is just as orange as their dresses, where the collective wedding party has enough ‘poof’ to fill an Olympic swimming pool, and the husband and bride are competing for the “Worst Bleached Hair” award.
These people make me feel classy.
THESE PEOPLE..THESE PEOPLE!!! piss off… we are dressed to impress not look bad… go get some tips yeah!!!
There is nothing impressive about these dresses. They are guady, tacky, and the worst shade of orange I’ve ever seen as far as bride’s maids dress go. Not to mention the hats and the arm band dont serve any flattering purpose for the brides maids. They only make them look silly.
Where on earth do people who think this is beautiful or remotely attractive live? I need to know so that I never ever go to there.
They aren’t attractive anywhere. I believe the aim of the game is to get the bridesmaids to dress so ugly that even if the bride were to have smudged mascara half way down her face and her dress has mud and rips all through it – she would still be the most beautiful person there.
it’s called Revere :]
New Jersey
anyone else disturbed by the fact that the kiddy dresses aren’t even age appropriate orange sherbet nightmares, but mini versions of the adults- same goes for the hairstyles- it’s like they’re mini prostitutes…
Is the flower girl wearing a strapless dress also??? How tacky can you get?
My favorite color is orange. It’s not the color in my opinion, it’s the hat and the style of the dress. The poor bridesmaids look like they came straight from making a old cowboy movie with Clint Eastwood or something.
What the hell is the matter with Clint Eastwood?
It wouldn’t necessarily be my first choice of color, if I were the groom, but, since the groom’s wishes aren’t considered, I guess it wouldn’t matter…hey, if the bride was happy with it, it was her wedding. Why the hell should the rest of us be concerned? Sometimes the fashionistas are too concerned about things that are really none of their business.
I thought friends were asked to be bridesmaids. This bride doesn’t like her friends much making them wear The Rainbow Brite Collection.
I was laughing so hard whenn I saw the picture I almost fell out of my chair.
I agree withe Peaches never do I ever want to step foot where anyone thinks this is attractive. YUK!!!
HOW CAN U SAY THE BRIDESMAIDS ARE HOTTER THAN THE BRIDE??? U CANT EVEN SEE THE POOR BRIDE’S FACE!!
Was it a rehersal for Halloween??
Who are these hideous people? Why are they here? There to ugly. Why would someone want to date them?
you spelt to wrong it is too .. maybe they dont want to date you because you are stupid
You spelled “spelled” wrong. Maybe, they wouldn’t want to date her because her name is ‘Sue”.and they’re heterosexual. I pity poor “Pinky” for having to go through childhood with a “mamma” like you.
Don’t forget the missing apostrophes as well as missing punctuation.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/spelt
there cute!
Oddly this picture reminds me of orange sherbert. I wonder if they had orange sherbert at the wedding.
A bit much, don’t you think?
I don’t care if this was taken in the early nineties. It’s just plain wrong!
I think the color would be wonderful in SMALL doses, or used in a much simpler style.
My first thought was of desserts. Sad but too funny to resist a laugh.
Not only are the brides friends asked to stand up with her most of the time they have to pay for their own dress… hence the lack of smiles.
I also agree with “wolfmara” those little girls are dressed like western movie “fallen women”. How hard would it be to attach sleeves, a dainty jacket, or shawl.
What in the name of Satan’s Unholy anal sphincter did those poor women do to piss off the bride *THAT* much??!!!
I’m sure this is EXACTLY what my bridesmaids had in mind when they ganged up on me and told me what they weren’t wearing. there was to be no orange or peach, no strapless dresses, no crap to be worn on their heads, nothing that looked like something Bo Peep would have in her closet.
There ain’t no rhyme for oranges.
Or silver.
Maybe Tim Burton is filming “The Nightmare That Is My Wedding”?
I think they are very pretty… look good enough to eat. Of course I love oranges, and I am rather hungry right now.
I’ve got to agree with you , Judy. A nice succulent, juicy orange would hit the spot right about now!
I love the color but would have saved the money. Grab a preacher – say I do and put the thousands spent for the wedding on a nice comfortable home. If I were the parent that had to shell out big money and then the marriage did not last, I would be totally uipset.
OH MY GOD, WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE THEY THINKING, JUST GROSS….
You have to wonder what they would have gotten if they won the bet.
If they get drunk at the wedding reception and get pulled over for DUI’s, they can wear the dresses again (instead of the orange vests)when they are picking up trash on the side of the highway as part of their community service.
This has to be new jersey !
I think it’s funny they even dressed up the plants to match!
What’s with the trashing of NJ? Bad taste is not limited to a geographical area. I agree with who said they’d like to see them up close to find out what’s on their heads. I’d also like to see what the bride wore…
oh god….that’s not fair for the photographer
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It’s been said at the top but this isn’t a US wedding, its an Irish Traveller wedding in the UK.
An as trashy and prostitute-like those girls look, they belong to a strict no-sex before marriage culture. Its also why they get married so very young-from 16yrs old I think. Marriage is important and weddings frequent so brides, who’ve been designing their wedding outfits since they were old enough to hold a pencil, need to out-do eachother every time!
actually its not a gypsy wedding, it’s in Peterhead and a trawlerman’s daughter. lots of money no taste.
i wish i didn’t know this
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this is not an irish wedding, it’s a northern scottish wedding in peterhead. the daught of a trawler man, nothing to do with gypsies or travellers mores the pity. the bride isn’t in the photo. and i really wish i didn’t know this!
Then who is the pitiful looking girl in white with the orange poof on her head?
OMG this woman had to have been blind when she picked these out!! Either that or she was so ugly she needed these dresses to make her prettier…..
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They look more like carrots. See the green tufts at the tops of their hats?
I researched it and this IS a Traveller wedding…scroll down through the site below and you will find larger photos showing the head pieces the women are wearing!
http://chateaudelu.blogspot.com/search/label/Irish%20Travellers
OMG
If you hadn’t linked it, I would never have believed it.
Some of those outfits border on peophilia.
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I was asked to participate in a wedding/charade like this back in the 1970′s. The “Bridezilla” (aka: my ex best friend) decided to dis-invite me after I refused to fork out the dough $$$ to pay the deposit for the reception hall and/or wear a fake hairpiece that would make me look like Scarlett O’Hara. The dresses were equally as hideous but they were “peach” instead of dayglo orange. Now Bridezilla has been trying to patch things up via Facebook some 32 years later! Yeah. That will happen as soon as monkeys fly out of my butt! I don’t think so!
I THINK THIS IS CUTE.. iT’S LIKE ORANGE DREAMSICLE, which is very beautiful on brunettes:)
ha. there’s more..one has the bride in a weird carriage thing, she look like she’s in a hamster ball full of foam…priceless!
ohh fuck you its called a horse and carriage
what is wrong with you people.. WATS SO BAD BOUT DRESSIING LYK DAT U WULDNT LYK PEOPLE SAYN DAT RUDE JOKE ABOUT U WULD U…SO STOP DOIN THAT…ITS OUR RELIGION WE’RE DRESSED TO IMPRESS…SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM A TRAVELLER AND ITS NOT NICE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE THE MICKII OUT OF WHAT WE WEAR!! SO PLEASE IF YOU COMMENT ON THIS… IF ITS NOT GOOD DEN DONT SAY IT PLEASE…..ITS OFFENSIVE……SO PLEASE STOP!!!….
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maybe you should learn how travellers live before you judge us……u country people fools
@bridgie and sarah
This is a website that TRASHES wedding photos. All kinds, all cultures all types. They look ridiculous and make people nauseous, therefore it’s on this site. Get the f*** over yourselves
WOAH! When I was scrolling down, I swear I thought the church was on fire…but no, it was the dresses. Strangely, I think I would have been happier had the church been on fire. Those are just…ugh. Horrible 80′s flashback.
The color is actually really pretty, but the style of the dresses and the hats are just horrid…
I want orange sherbet now…. ><;
OMG, this is like a lady gaga wedding!
Actually, I love the color. It’s fresh and pretty.
The styles are hideous. And the head coverings are criminal. They are so bad they taint the color. Colors should be careful with whom they associate.
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