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Did this dude make his groomsmen wear red vests so he could set up this picture and make it look like they died from bloody wounds at the bite of his blade?
OK, just checking. Why else would someone want to wear a shiny, bright red vest? I mean other than this guy.
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… and when Quentin Tarantino makes a movie about this, he’ll simply be known as “The Groom”.
Yeah, he and a few of his friends look kind of nerdy. This picture is fitting for him.
I’m fairly certain the bride facepalmed when she saw him pulling the swords from his trunk and the giddy faces of excitement the groomsmen were making after she said “I do.”
I feel like I’m watching that 30 Seconds to Mars video. From Yesterday?
I guess when you’re Kevin Smith’s long lost son, you go for the geek drama.
I would have liked to have seen at least one tongue hanging out to show that they are really dead.
The 5th Ronin: Marriage
I guess that none of them were the best man.
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what doesn’t he think he is? some sorta tetragrammaton cleric?!
Win! My first thought too!
That’s what my husband said! LOVE the katana!
Looks like fat f*** kevin smith and billy ray cyrus
I enjoy coming on this site to snark at stupid pictures as much as the next guy but I have to take my hat off to this guy. This picture is brilliant. Yeah, it’s a bit nerdy but then it’s a reflection of his personality and that’s what we want more of. Especially from grooms who often get over-ridden in the build up to the bride’s big day.
From all at Team Staggered (who? Have a look at http://www.iamstaggered.com – SPOILER: it’s a men’s wedding website) we salute you and if you’re in the UK we want to buy you lots of beer so get in touch.
I like the Hitori Hanso insignia on the sheath.
-50 Internets for not using Highlander tagline “There can be only one”.
Don’t ever wear red (no shirt here, but I think you know what I mean), then you know what’s coming!!
Actually, if this guy is the bride’s stalker ex then the groomsmen all did their ancient job. Now, let’s hope the groom is as good with a blade as this guy is
God, what idiots! I mean, look! That guy on the bottom right didn’t even unsheath his katana! What kind of moron rushes into a life-or-death battle without even taking his sword out?!
I… I would marry that guy. It soothes the geek in my soul.
I’d fight you for him. Be prepared to feel the wrath of my bridesmaids.
Your foolish bridesmaids are no match for my geek-fu and skills with the blade. Sexy katana-wielding nerd shall be mine and mine alone!
Swear he’s suffering short man syndrome… cool man, own your size, don’t get everyone to play dead and have the photographer sand above so you can appear taller than you really are.
You’re short n fat, get over it . You got married, it doesn’t matter any more lolz
*stand
I can’t help but notice he looks like Rodrigo Borgia form Assassin’s Creed 2.
small face
omg they all have katanas!!!
White Samurai – Do Not Want.
What’s with chubby white-boys and their obsession with the Japanese and Japanese culture?
I totally wanna see swords at my wedding .. whenever that would be. of course for all I know my future hubby might not like it. ah well..
I went to college with this guy and half the groomsmen! Awesome people, awesome pic!
Is that a Japanese high school male uniform on the groom?
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This is an awesome picture! I so want to do something like this and give my future bride reason to roll her eyes… LOL
I actually love this. It’s witty and fun.
whoa-k. I married an axe murderer fan?
I was at this wedding and it was awesome! They did this samurai/irish fusion thing to represent both the bride and groom and it was really fun and personal.
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Id love to do this at my wedding..me and my brother used to sword fight when we were younger..wed buy the swords at the mall then sharpen them and proceed to fence and tally and parry each other and no we never stabbed eachother we would turn the sword sideways and give each other a slap on the bum Id like to stage a sword fight with my fiance …but i dont think he would go for it hes too much of a scared cat..lol
I would be honored if a man killed ninjas for me.
June, it’s just Grammaton Cleric. No “Tetra”.
You’re welcome.