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I am resisting the urge to make a very bad doggystyle joke. Also not gonna make a “Giddy-up, ride ‘em horsey!” joke. Not gonna do it. I will simply say, this man looks very happy to be parked under his new wife’s ass. He needs a t-shirt that says, “Whipped & Lovin’ It!” Aww.
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Congratulations, it’s a groom!
This looks shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
The top half of her looks weird. Like she’s a cardboard cutout from the waist up.
That’s some baaaaaaaaaad HDR. Fire the photographer pls.
I should imagine for him that was a lot like pot-holing (or speleology if you want to get technical).
The joke I’m trying to make is that she seems like a lady of eminent capability, *if you know what I mean*
If you don’t I mean she looks like she’s got a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve.
if you look at the bride, the side of her dress on the left of the photo (her right), it’s a cut and paste. You can see the edges where they were on a white background. Could explain her cardboardy-ness.
Yeah, because they cut and pasted her *left* side, but not her right side. Where the background blends in perfectly with her veil for example.
Whoever made the makeup should be fired too. She looks like a snowman.
This is a definite FAIL
http://1picture1blog365days.wordpress.com/
this is originally from awkwardfamilyphotos.com
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/07/22/dress-up/
The whole background looks fake to me. Like its one of those portrait studios.
It isn’t ‘shopped.. the background is a public garden in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada. A girl I went to HS with was in the wedding party, I’ve seen this on her FB.
I read that as ‘Birthing A Gown Man’ *shakes head* and presumed that was the new terminology for those guys who sit under their new wive’s dresses.
lol
she could totally fit more than one guy under that dress.
in fact i think there is another one, see how it bulges a little in front? theres totally another guy down there havin a reeeeal fun time
or else that one guy is a freaky gmnast and has a veeeeery long dong to reach all the way up there
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The picture is “shopped” but it’s not cut and paste. Looks like some idiot selected the background and changed the levels and color balance to make it look like a sunny day and failed horribly.