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Anarchy And Matrimony

Mar. 24, 2010

Anarchy And Matrimony

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Break out the Scotch Guard - it’s time to shine up those Docs and exchange some vows! Like cherishing each other, sticking to a strict vegan diet, and telling each other when it’s time to say fuck it and start dyeing from the roots.

That’s what love is all about. Today, you’re punk rock. Tomorrow, who knows who you’ll be? You could turn into this couple. You just never know. 

PS: It’s the beginning of wedding season! Anybody got any good Wedinator submissions laying around? Send ‘em in!


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Winter Weddings Are Always A Bad Idea

Mar. 23, 2010

Winter Weddings Are Always A Bad Idea

Submitted by: Pohtography via Submit Page

So last week I mentioned that getting married during the winter is an all-around bad idea. You can’t serve tropical cocktails, you can’t wear whatever you want, and you can’t jump into a pool in your wedding dress after the reception. OH, AND there might be a legendary crazytime blizzard that prevents you from getting to the actual wedding and ruins your clothes.

So don’t make the same mistake this couple made. Just wait until spring.

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Groom Wastes No Time

Mar. 23, 2010

Funny Wedding Photos - Groom Wastes No Time

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

“Bitch, make me a sandwich! Do the dishes! GIMME A FOOT RUB!”

Nothing like a lifetime of fantasies guarantees unfolding before your eyes. She BETTER be barefoot. She knew she was marrying a workaholic stereotype that expected dinner promptly at six.

Related: Now Get In The Kitchen

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The Reception Will Take Place In Rehab

Mar. 22, 2010

The Reception Will Take Place In Rehab

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

I’m loving the Michael Bolton effect this dude’s hair + coat have while tipped at a 45-degree angle. Where the hell are they anyway? Looks like a good day for some vodka, karaoke and ice fishing. The perfect wedding trifecta. 

Related: The First Step To Recovery Is Admitting You Have a Problem

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They Couldn’t Miss The Opening Of Avatar

Mar. 22, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Aww, they’re on their first date as husband and wife. 3D is soo much better when you’re married…and still wearing your wedding clothes. Do you think anyone noticed they took off after the cake cutting? 

Related: Sheer Awesomeness: Dastardly Dan Gets His Girl

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Death By Snu Snu!

Mar. 21, 2010

Death By Snu Snu!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

“YOU ARE NOW CONDEMNED TO DEATH BY SNU SNU!” 

Hey, there are worse ways to die, especially on your wedding day. Plus, it’s the way of the future! This dude is totally ahead of the curve. 

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Marry Poppins Trend Alert

Mar. 20, 2010

Mary Poppins is an inspiration to nannies, broom sweepers and engaged couples alike. I think I like this trend — so long as nobody breaks into song. 

 

Time To Make My Escape!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

This guy really looks like he’s ascending to the heavens. Sweet!

As opposed to this chick, who kinda just looks like she’s jumping:

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But hey, at least she’s taking her husband along for the ride. 

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