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Something Blue Is Unamused

Funny Wedding Photos -Something Blue is Unamused

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Wow. That’s got to be the unfanciest garter ever made. I’m trying to figure out if it’s a cheap gauze or double-ply toilet paper.  She’s really taking ghettotastic to a whole new level. Something Blue is sitting over there like, “Um, I TOLD YOU that top was 3 sizes too small, but don’t mind me…I’m just Something Blue.” 

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  1. ouch. this is too mean.

  2. AceyDog says:

    Where are her teeth?

  3. RayRay says:

    Luv the tiara!

  4. lameo says:

    Unless he proposed mere hours before the wedding, I can not see how this was deemed acceptible. eBay has cheap (and I mean CHEAP) custom gowns and garters. Also, there is makeup at Wal-Mart.

    Is he wearing short sleeves and khakis?!

    I refuse to believe this is a wedding. No, this was a photo op at a picnic. I refuse to believe otherwise.

    • lameo says:

      acceptable*

    • phoenix says:

      I’m guessing that she is actually aware that Wal-Mart exists, as well as Ebay. Somehow I just get the feeling you two have different tastes. I’m more curious about what the groom was wearing, myself.

  5. lameo says:

    Also, why does the “garter” link redirect to some article about Facebook users?

  6. It’s pictures like this that make me glad I commissioned the article What If I’m Too Drunk To F**k On My Wedding Night – http://www.iamstaggered.com/featured/what-if-im-too-drunk-to

    That and the fact that I’m drunk now.

    • kelly says:

      I read the article and I’m thinking…wha? Drunk sex is totally the best sex…it doesn’t numb the senses, it makes you like ten times more aroused…

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  8. Twolly says:

    I love the trashtastic wedding-tube-top.

  9. Dodo says:

    i can’t stop laughing to the ” Something Blue is sitting over there like, “Um, I TOLD YOU that top was 3 sizes too small, but don’t mind me…I’m just Something Blue.” ” :D :D:D:D

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  13. robin says:

    NICE PICTURE. THERE’S someone out there for everyone.


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