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Wow. That’s got to be the unfanciest garter ever made. I’m trying to figure out if it’s a cheap gauze or double-ply toilet paper. She’s really taking ghettotastic to a whole new level. Something Blue is sitting over there like, “Um, I TOLD YOU that top was 3 sizes too small, but don’t mind me…I’m just Something Blue.”
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ouch. this is too mean.
Where are her teeth?
Is her top made of duct tape?
Luv the tiara!
Unless he proposed mere hours before the wedding, I can not see how this was deemed acceptible. eBay has cheap (and I mean CHEAP) custom gowns and garters. Also, there is makeup at Wal-Mart.
Is he wearing short sleeves and khakis?!
I refuse to believe this is a wedding. No, this was a photo op at a picnic. I refuse to believe otherwise.
acceptable*
I’m guessing that she is actually aware that Wal-Mart exists, as well as Ebay. Somehow I just get the feeling you two have different tastes. I’m more curious about what the groom was wearing, myself.
Also, why does the “garter” link redirect to some article about Facebook users?
It’s pictures like this that make me glad I commissioned the article What If I’m Too Drunk To F**k On My Wedding Night – http://www.iamstaggered.com/featured/what-if-im-too-drunk-to
That and the fact that I’m drunk now.
I read the article and I’m thinking…wha? Drunk sex is totally the best sex…it doesn’t numb the senses, it makes you like ten times more aroused…
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I love the trashtastic wedding-tube-top.
i can’t stop laughing to the ” Something Blue is sitting over there like, “Um, I TOLD YOU that top was 3 sizes too small, but don’t mind me…I’m just Something Blue.” ”
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NICE PICTURE. THERE’S someone out there for everyone.