Submitted by: The Marsha Wedding Blog via Submit Page
Gee, if this is what the cake area looks like, I wonder what the bride’s dress looks like?! Something tells me it’s not your average gown.
I can only imagine how tempting it was for guests to pop the shit out of this balloon-carriage o’ cake. Just a single bobby pin could do some serious damage. I don’t care if it’s well-constructed; this thing has got to be one of the oddest ways to blow a bunch of money (literally!) that I’ve ever seen. Mariah Carey, is that you?
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Not only does her gown look like you expect it to, but you know those bridesmaids are pissed about their dresses.
Oh man, I want to pop the balloons too! It’s worse than bubble wrap!
I am SO lurking with a pin…lurkin’ with a pin…sure it’s a single gal’s wedding game (how many can you pop before they kick yer drunk, slutty…um, never mind, how balloons can you pop, yay!), but dammit – at least I wasn’t wed near this monstrosity.
Imagine how quickly depressing this will look when they start to deflate.
Looks like a quincenera.
This could have been at one of my cousins’ Bat Mitzvahs. All you’d need is an ungodly amount of pink glitter stars, a video karaoke booth, and a bunch of drunk relatives singing along to “That’s What Friends Are For”. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some childhood memories to repress.
I love the BINGO board hanging on the wall. Catholic Church Hall, anyone?