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You know, every time I think I’ve seen it all, I’m proven incredibly, incredibly wrong. I don’t know exactly what this outfit is, but even “the bride” seems to be throwing her arms up as if to say, “You think I know what’s happening here? I don’t. Just get me a vodka tonic.”
I’m trying to decide what’s weirdest: the boob brows, the penis fur-sling, the arm curtains, the tutu headpiece or the intergalactic leggings? Such a toss-up.
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I believe the correct term for the “penis fur-sling” is merkin.
No, a merkin is pubic hair wig. Also, this model’s face looks like a man’s.
yea. i’m sure it looks lik a man.
You are correct, it is – hence why i was correcting the “penis fur-sling” term, as it is not for a penis. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure this is a woman, despite how ugly she may be.
But the outfit was clearly designed to be worn by a gay man. How come no one reads the labels?
Now why couldn’t my wife wear something like this? If you’re not going to be naked, this at least still shows off your body reasonably well.
But yeah, lose the arm things and the headdress.
Corinthians, 7, 14, “And lo, an angel of the Lord did appear to Zebediah and Terry and she did say, “Look ye not at my penis fur sling. For it is a think of trifling import.” And verily they covered their eyes and were saw ashamed.”
In other news, my nan had net curtains like them.
Looks like something from a lower class Vegas show.
It’s haute couture; we peasants aren’t supposed to understand.
Methinks someone tried to create a Gaga-inspired outfit, but went farther than the deep end. o.O
Let’s hope the show room/chapel/strip joint has good heating.
dammit, i wish you hadn’t suggested it looked like a man’s face.
Oh well
Eugene Levy?!
HA! Its the brows.
My first thought… “wow, SOMEONE needs to shave a little.”
Wow. This is just so very creepy.
Who wouldn’t want to look like an arctic fox crawled up their cooch?
tee hee, her torso looks like an old man w/ a beard
PLUCK YOUR DAMNED EYEBROWS!
(Oh wow! What a strange white costume.)
GAG! Omugawd.
E- gads.
Ugly and tacky and stupid all at the same time!
That is a man, I’m sure of it.
I can’t believe I’m the first to say this….. IT’S A TRAP!
What about the Frieda Kahlo eyebrows?
She looks like an eagle ready to take flight to the tranny apparel shop.
I think this is a design by The Blondes….. not sure tho hahah
Mothra-bride is coming to attack your bridezilla!
Actually, poor Frieda had a unibrow! Also, in Lady Gaga’s words “you are what you wear, it’s true”-Fashion
Hm! I’m impressed – it’s always difficult to book Corey Feldman!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Because it’s true …
It’s obviously from Lady Gaga’s new line of bridal couture…
This is Pam Hoggs’ latest collection you numptys.
She looks like Skaara from Stargate.
Yeah, but the shoes are H-A-W-T
eeew, so very strange and creepy!
The indicated dress for Lady Gaga… that’s all
Kinda reminds me of Felicia from Darkstalkers.
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So happy for Brooke Shields. Congrats honey.
LAWL, she looks like a younger Corey Feldman.
Hrm…tulle gone horribly horribly wrong. It look like the makeup artist ran outta eye pencils and just used a magic marker instead…
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High fashion– you peasants wouldn’t understand.
/pinky to mouth/
‘Course, I don’t understand either, so…
I think this is some runway show– no bride wants to have eyebrows that size on her wedding day.
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