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Tall Bride? Or Short Groom?

Funny Wedding Photos - Tall Bride? Or Short Groom?

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All I can think of is Kip and Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite. Aaand now ‘Always and Forever’ is stuck in my head. Nice.

I don’t know if it’s possible that this couple met anywhere outside a chat room. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I can’t help but wonder in what other capacity they would have met. One of them would have had to be in a seated position, like a bank teller, or a ticketing agent…

Love is a funny thing.

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  1. crystal says:

    The only thing trashy about this is the fact that you put it on here. You should be ashamed of yourself. She looks beautiful, he looks dapper – why should their height matter? I thought this website was more about people having tacky weddings and less about judging people based on their height. How disappointing.

    • hmph says:

      ok, in all fairness… this is a ‘make fun of wedding pics’ site. Don’t like the height… how about this: Hon, the camera is over *here* and your husband is (pointing) THERE, look at one or the other! And, OPEN your freaking eyes buddy!

    • pooslie says:

      where did they say it was trashy? maybe you are a little oversensitve

      • Tayletts says:

        Agreed, nowhere in here does it say trashy. Besides, the bride probably has on some high heels anyway. If you look at the railing, she’s not really THAT tall…It just looks that way compared to the shorter groom.

        They do remind me of Kip and Lafawnduh, a tad bit though. Only because of the groom’s expression.

  2. May I be first to say snu snu.

    And if you get that you’ll probably also dig this: http://www.iamstaggered.com/featured/geek-wedding-vows

  3. Goatishfiend says:

    ooh, i bet he can’t wait to climb all up on that

  4. Tara says:

    I so glad Ru Paul found love.

  5. Kenoscope says:

    Size problem? What size problem?

  6. RayRay says:

    Clearly he wants to breed a team of basketball players.

  7. Russell says:

    Looks like a new TLC program.

  8. Dani says:

    I don’t think the bride was always female…. the face isn’t right.

  9. hi says:

    To me it looks like they were trying to get a crazy photo and stood her on the chair because her torso is not long enough for her to be that tall unless she has abnormally long legs

    • Hope says:

      Yeah, there’s definitely something wrong about her. I’m not sure what, exactly, but it doesn’t look natural. Unless she was born male–tall men have longer legs, proportionately, than women.

    • Elarain says:

      no way she’s standing on a chair….look how long those arms are.

  10. boaks says:

    bahaha, Kip and Lafawnduh was the first thing I thought as soon as I scrolled down, too!

  11. Ana says:

    Maybe he just likes to stand up when he motorboats….

  12. Jane Aqua says:

    Nose to nose, in goes the toes.
    Toes to toes, in goes the nose.

  13. MissMutilator says:

    Looks like shim haz a uni-brow.

  14. dissimilitude says:

    Are we sure that’s the groom, anyway? Could well be a photo of the bride with her son. Judging from the height of the railing, it’s not that she’s very tall, but that he’s short. Short for an adult, anyway — probably about normal for a 10 year old.

  15. Zhoen says:

    I thought she looked a bit used-to-be-male, but then I thought, it’s just a blurry photo. Bride and husband, and I suspect they know they look funny together, and that’s just fine. Ain’t love grand?

  16. BigAl says:

    The first time they had sex, someone had to put him up to it.

  17. Amie says:

    I have some friends–a biracial couple–who are married. The husband is 5’3″ and black, and the wife is 6′ and super white (like red hair and everything). They met in real life… and fell in love. I couldn’t imagine anyone better for either of them. Stranger things have happened.

  18. Grace says:

    Kip and Lafawnduh would have more bling for their wedding, I think.

  19. dotsalot says:

    Little dude’s gonna have to make two trips.

  20. The Fail Rider says:

    Dude’s on the short side, like 5 three or so, the bride’s around 6 foot tall.
    By the way, stop cracking on the bride, if that was a tranny, the boobs would be bigger. It’s a lady (not an ex-man).

  21. kelly says:

    I’m sorry, but there’s nothing wrong with this. Why is it ‘normal’ if the guy is this much taller than the woman, but not the other way around? I say awesome for them, you shouldn’t determine whom you’re attracted to based on what norms tell you is ‘okay’ or ‘not okay.’

    • Stormy says:

      The look on his face is a little goofy though! I actually don’t like professional wedding photos like this. We expect it to be a lovey-dovey looking into each others eyes type thing. I think a nicer picture would have been them sitting so they could look at one another.

  22. Jessie says:

    I’m sorry Kelly. That’s just the way it is. It’s fucking weird. Deal with it.

  23. JoshP says:

    At least he has a good excuse for staring at her boobs all the time.

  24. kayak says:

    She’s likely a little taller than he is, but I think she might be sitting on the railing (no feet showing) which would make her appear much taller. He’s got his arm around her waist, probably to steady her.

  25. Sweetness says:

    I’m a tall gal and I love love love short men. They are so cute and adorable! Most women ignore them, and there are a lot of wonderful gems out there that are really good guys for the taking.

    • Short guy in love says:

      @Sweetness Good to hear that some tall girls see past the height thing – my parents were in that situation – my mother was a lot taller than my father…. and I am also getting married next year to a girl who is noticeably taller than me :) can’t wait!

  26. trollcatcher says:

    Or the third option: really high heels

  27. Maru says:

    Its real life Lovely Complex!!

  28. Taia says:

    Maybe she just really REALLY likes to be motorboated….


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