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Oh no he did NOT just off-road to the wedding and pull over to reach for his dip stick! Seriously, what role does the dip stick play in this picture? They’re in the middle of the woods so it’s time to check the oil levels? I don’t think so. Looks to me like they should’ve just taken the ‘dozer. (or a proper limo)
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is he wearing running shoes???
no, they are white Dress shoes, they match my white tie
Is merely a “Hand Job” in the groom’s future?
I think she’s ATTEMPTING to look like she’s hitchhiking.
Also, if I am Staggered posts on this blog one more time, I am going to flip a shit.
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I just can’t believe that’s an attempt to mimic hitchhiking. I can believe it’s a bad attempt at “looking at watch impatiently”… .maybe? No. Maybe this is meant to be a cute little re-enactment of their disastrous first date. Or a re-enactment of how they met. I still don’t know what her nail-gazing is about, though.
is it just me or does that guy TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE??
agreed! his face is gray!
I thought the nail-gazing was kind of saying, “Well, I’d help, but I just got my nails did.” (Apparently in my story, the bride is from New Jersey. Which works out, ‘cuz she can call her cousin Carmine who runs a towing company.)
The car is a Ford–Found on road dead. Plus clearly the bride nailed the buffet line before they left. Several times.
Another opportunity for the immature little boys to come out and make fun of a fat girl… I think she’s gorgeous.
How do you know? You can’t see her face. You’re just blindly defending her because you’re a fat activist.
Yes…the face is the only part of a big woman that could be attractive.
And you can’t see her face either, so how do you know she’s ugly?
I agree. She’s very pretty.
No she’s fat
“FORD”
Eddie Munster finally gets a wife
1. she’s clearly doing the impatient girly manicure check
and
2. one can be fat and also be pretty
Now he’s thinkin’ with his dipstick!
I believe she’s supposed to be looking at her spanky new ring and that she’s also looking at the wrong hand.
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