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I hope after they got the romantic kissing shots and the flowy dress shots out of the way this couple had an elaborate underwater tea party. They’re already dressed so fancy! I also wonder if they have dry clothes to change into. Wedding Pro-tip: If you think you might jump into a body of water on your wedding day, you probably will. Bring a towel.
PS: Happy Earth Day!
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Awww. I’ve always wanted a little miniature version of myself and my life partner. How many times have I said, “You’re so cute I could just fold you up and stick you in my back pocket and take you with me EVERYWHERE!”? At least like 400 times.
I think I’m a fan of the groom. Any guy who’s willing to stare into his hands for the sake of the cheesiest wedding picture ever taken while wearing a cell phone belt clip is right up my alley.
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Oh no he did NOT just off-road to the wedding and pull over to reach for his dip stick! Seriously, what role does the dip stick play in this picture? They’re in the middle of the woods so it’s time to check the oil levels? I don’t think so. Looks to me like they should’ve just taken the ‘dozer. (or a proper limo)
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Yep, those ARE the same woman’s hands. At first I was like, “Was this chick just really high when she got these tattoos?” But then I read her reason behind doing it:
“The “I DO” is on my left wedding ring finger, and obviously is a love gesture to my husband saying that I do take him as my husband.. even if i lose the ring, i still have a permanent display of my love…
On the ring finger of my right hand is “DITTO” (spelled this way for sentimental reasons.. it’s the way my husband spelled it in a letter to me when we first were dating) anyways.. the DITTO symbolizes the day we renewed our vows and had a “REAL” traditional wedding..”
Makes sense! Except, um, how else would I spell ‘ditto’? ‘Cause that’s how it’s normally spelled. Maybe this chick was high after all.
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Finally, another shot of The World Naked Bike Riders ‘n Wedding Crashers Federation (featuring a different couple!). I knew there had to be more pictures like this somewhere. I just didn’t realize they would include the Blue Man Group. How very unrevealing of him.
Speaking of revealing — why is the dude on the right wearing a t-shirt, but no pants? If you want to be a member of The World Naked Bike Riders ‘n Wedding Crashers Federation, you have to be completely nude. Or, just go shirtless and wear pants. Not the other way around.
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Talk about color-coordinated! This wedding party is even striped socks and phat pants-coordinated. Everyone’s looking their best. Fresh dye jobs, clean moon boots, and black ribbon chokers tied lovingly with a bow. It’s like a Beetlegeuse and circus-inspired raver-wedding, all rolled into one. Sweet.
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All I can think of is Kip and Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite. Aaand now ‘Always and Forever’ is stuck in my head. Nice.
I don’t know if it’s possible that this couple met anywhere outside a chat room. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I can’t help but wonder in what other capacity they would have met. One of them would have had to be in a seated position, like a bank teller, or a ticketing agent…
Love is a funny thing.
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