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I like how “the dude from L.L. Bean” is situated in the back with his stupid blue denim shirt. The invite said, “Come dressed to kill.” Not “wear the lamest, most generic shirt in your closet.” Guess we all know who the human sacrifice is gonna be at the reception.
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I like how the one is wearing bright red. It’s like she’s so emotionally damaged she needs to stand out from the other goths, even at someone else’s wedding.
This is most likely what my wedding would look like. And the normal guy in the back would be my dad :B
OMG THEYRE WEARING BLACK. SCANDALOUS
um that guy in the front in a trench coat, nest to the woman who thinks she is the center of the picture WTF is wrong with the foot. its like they killed someone and are covering his body but the foot is still sticking out ><!
I actually happen to think they look quite lovely. Of course, that could have something to do with the fact that the second guy from the left looks like my fiance, and a number of the other people look like friends and friends of friends.
Oh, and btw, I swear I’m not goth myself. They just tend to congregate around me, lol
The one with the long brown hair in the trench coat? How did you score that hot piece of Gothic ass? There are NO Gothic men around here
Oh, there around. They just don’t make it out of the basement very often.
Yup, that one. And I have no idea, but I’ll tell ya what… we get dirty looks from Goth girls when we go out together and all his friends from high school were very confused upon meeting me for the first time.
I guess hanging around on random internet forums at 3 in the morning means that you’ll meet either seriously messed up people or the best people ever, lol
Finally, the whole vampire clan was gathered in one place. Van Helsing had been waiting for an opportunity like this for years….
Unfortunately all van Helsing had was a hammer and bad of wooden stakes. And the vampyers were very hungry.
There won’t be any garlic bread served at the reception.
I love this photo! I do think the long-haired guy in the front row had no idea this was supposed to be a goth-themed event. He always dresses like that, believing the coat hides the presence of his parasitic twin. (It doesn’t.)
Note to the woman in red who’s too “in character” to look at the camera: No one likes you. Really, they don’t.
@Dea – The groom is bearing most of his weight on his left leg. His right leg is crossed in front of his left, with his right foot kind of resting on its side. Try it yourself, at home. =)
how is it no ones mentioned the guy in normal wedding attire on the far right ?? he stands out badly !
Black doesn’t equal goth. And goth doesn’t equal emotionally damaged wanna be vampire no one understands. They’re dressed rather tamely, actually, considering whats available for alternative fashion.
It’s the death-eaters! There’s Bellatrix in the red, Wormtail’s in the front to the right, and the ageing thug in the black left gives a distinct Munciber impression. If only there was a tall bald Voldemort…..
omfg! i know that church, my grandad was the vicar there untill about 5 years ago.
I know most of the people in this photograph. Small world.
you know “how” lame shirt is situated in the back, or “why” he is situated in the back. or do you know “how” he “got” situated in the back.
anyway, sorry. had to read the sentence several times…and this is what i come up with for what you may have meant.
omg, cool!
Oh my goodness….O.O one of them look like my boyfriend in the future….
is it the guy in the blue shirt? because that takes guts, not wearing black to a goth wedding.
I know at least 3 people in that photo
I was just thinking that I’m SURE I know a couple of them too. Where is that church, anyhow?
This sort of thing always makes me chuckle because I think of the South Park episode where all the goths were cheesed off because people kept thinking them Twiheart vampires when they were MUCH more hardcore than that bunch of A-students; they smoked and stuff.
Was that the episode where the lead goth guy kept adding “per se” to the end of every sentence and they went shopping at Hot Topic? That was some funny sh*t.
In defense of Business Casual dude: when you look at high resolution, you can see that blue is one of their wedding colors and his shirt matches the groomsmen’s ties and the bride’s cape. Also, it’s either a shadow behind him or he’s rockin’ a mullet. No one tells a mullet what to wear.
I know several of them too, including the Lady In Red, who’s a lovely woman.
It is, indeed, a small world.
FF
…I’d party with them.
I LOVE this wedding! Gothic weddings are so creative and unique. Why can’t people just be more accepting? Just because we aren’t like you clones with “normal weddings” or “normal clothing” or anything separate from the norm we end up on these kinds of sites.
P.S. Gothics rule
Because you call us ‘clones’.
Actually, I’m totally accepting, one of my best friends is gothic. But he never calls me a ‘clone’.
Wow, considering how much you want acceptance, you’re quite accepting of nongoths…
Am I the only one that noticed the guy on the far left in the back row resembles Weird Al?
Is that anne sudworth in the red dress?
Yes it is…
Anyone else see a striking resemblance between the lady in the red and Belatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter???!
No, Liz, no you’re not.
Just to let you know I’m notifying the couple who’s wedding this was. It was a private affair and I strongly believe that this was taken from a personal hosting site. I know for a fact that one of the guests own publicity team would not take lightly to her image being used without permission. I suggest you remove it from your site before a problematic situation occurs for you. Thank you.
^ That’s unfortunate, and really kind of tacky on the part of the person who lifted the image. I do have to say, though, what a beautiful wedding!
id like to know where the one in red got her dress…and the name of the one in front of her(looks like the one in red has a hand on his shoulder)
I love this. Give me the girl in the Morticia pencil skirt.
shitt their dresses are soo nice!! :O
i love this!!!
The dress of the guests is actually quite tame considering what some people in the local highschools (and bars) like to wear. I actually find the wedding quite pretty, denim-shirt-man and all.