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Mazel Tov on your divorce! Let’s pop some bubbly and dance! The best way to start a newly single life is by hosting a speed dating event at a divorce celebration party. Be sure to keep a decorated limo on-hand for hook-ups and take a drink every time someone asks about your previous marriage. It’s a recipe for success.
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Epic fail.
i wish i had done that when i got divorced from my first husband. and I would have added the fact i had gotten rid of a pervert.
Actually I had a great divorce party. People who did not suffer through an abusive marriage and dump a pervert like Steve “Hump anything” Grant will think this is a fail (which is a win for them when you think about it). For those of you who don’t know – don’t suck the oxygen out of the room for those of us who know the relief of realizing that he is no longer our problem. He can hump any dog’s butt he wants now.
So not cool. Celebrating the failure of a marriage is just horrible.
I can’t see the judge or bailiff being too pleased to see that limo pull up in front of the courthouse.
I love it!!! wish i would have thought of something like that. the limo and the deviorce party. love it. lol. getting a dievorcing my ex husband was the best thing that could have happened to me. hunny its not a failure of a marriage us divorces are celabrating its the fact we finaly got free of our husband in my case and others our wife.
You love this but for sure you never loved school. If you did your part in your marriage just like you did grammar in school then your ex should be the one celebrating.bad sssppeelliinng….selll your coomnplutterr.
BTW, are you from Oklahoma?
You suck – STFU.
This reminded me of this video.
It’s in Spanish, but the idea is that divorces should always go like this one
In fact it’s a recipe for failure.
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