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It’s not white chocolate, but it’s still delicious. I’m not going to lie and say it isn’t also disgusting on some level — but that minor detail doesn’t make this Fountain De Ranch any less awesome. As long as everyone uses a skewer and doesn’t double dip I’m cool with it. In fact, I’m in favor of condiments of all varieties being displayed in fountain form. Ketchup, chutney, soy sauce…BRING IT!
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I worked at a (Salad) Bar and Grill for a year refilling the salad bar. It took me two years before I could eat ranch dressing after that job. You’ve now ruined it for me again.
YES. I knew someone who wanted to have a ranch fountain and a cheese fries buffet at their Big Redneck Wedding, but she lamely decided to have a classy wedding instead. BORING!
I’m on a diet, and I’m the bride. No way is anyone getting a chocolate fountain if I can’t!
I seriously like this. I can’t imagine a little kid sticking his spit-covere finger in this, as has been known to happen with chocolate fountains.
i think most places have attendants to ensure this doesn’t happen! don’t they?? the last wedding I went to the waiters served the guests and no body was allowed to serve them selves result!! no kids sticky fingers or double dipping! simple and delicious
Thank God for that! The one I went to it was up to us! The bride got brown smears on the dress…I wouldn’t go near the thing, little kid fingers indeed! The adults were doing it as well!
Tell me, how is this any more disgusting than a chocolate fountain? In fact, people are less likely to double dip the ranch than they are chocolate. XP So… going by that, then a chocolate fountain is way more disgusting of an idea.
A chocolate fountain IS disgusting. Make no mistake.
I had a chocolate a vanilla a peanutbutter a caramel and a mint fountaint all at my desert bar. they were not dusgusting at all. and we had attendants at the desert bar to make sure no one was sticking there fingers or other no food objects in it.
Gah, this look great in theory, but you’re forgetting that every time one of these shows up, there’s always some idiot who can’t resist sticking his/her hand into it, thus contaminating the gooey goodness inside for the rest of the evening.
I think this is LESS disgusting than a chocolate fountain. This is actually healthy. What a good idea!
Do you not know what is in ranch? Ranch is way less healthy than ranch. Chocolate is just sugar, ranch is half mayonaise which has a ton of fat in it. Either way, i’d eat both.
ranch has much more fat than chocolate!!!
HOW is this healthy????
I just hope they were able to turn the heating element off. If not, ewww.
is that cheese I see among the dipping options? Not only do they have a ranch fountain, but they thought CHEESE would be a good thing to dip in the ranch??? This wedding had to be in Texas.
not just cheese.. I’m pretty sure those are chunks of Vel-Veeta… blargh!
Ugh. That looks horrible.
Ranch isn’t healthy. It’s full of fat.
…because we all eat ranch dressing for the health benefits.
I don’t even want to think about having to clean that. A champagne fountain that has been sitting overnight is bad enough but imagine if someone doesn’t rinse this thing out right away…
Sewalk, I know what you mean. It would be icky. One does wonder, where did the whole champagne fountain go? It was big in the 80′s and early 90′s.
A friend of mine has that fountain in a smaller version. The website that sells them has tons of recipes for different fountains…chocolate, queso, bright red Redhots melted in sugar syrup, and yes, Ranch dressing! As a critique, though, they haven’t set up their fountain right. There should be smooth curtain of delicious Ranchness flowing over the tiers.
So am I the only one who thinks this looks a little too…intimate? I mean, spewing white… uh, nevermind.
Sheer disgustingness!
LOL yall beat me to it…
Is it wrong that Im slightly aroused right now?
I just creamed myself. I want one. Now.
…EW. I can’t stand the stuff to start with, but in FOUNTAIN form? I just died a little on the inside.
One of my good friend’s had one of these at her wedding last year, as a surprise to the groom… it was great! The caterer had an attendant standing by to make sure no one put hands/fingers in, and there was a large selection of Veggies to dip, as well as Buffalo wings. Hey, complain all you like, but there has to be SOMETHING at the reception that touches the groom’s heart.
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There are no words to discribe how amazing that is!!!!!! =]
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