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I hope they took full advantage of this awesome twist of fate and used it as a decorative theme at the reception. You know, white streamers and whatnot?
OK, eww. Bad joke. Sorry about that. But this is still pretty funny. I wonder if Haywood Jablome is the best man? ZING.
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I dont get it.
me either….
I don’t get it either.
Say the two names together out loud. Or google it. That’s what I did.
Oh, just say it. “Come on top of me.”
I’d totally hyphenate it.
“Come on top of me”
Sorry. I still read it as “Koo-mon-toh-poh-mee.”
Kumon Topomi= Cum on top of me
Kumon Topomi
“Come on top of me”
lol took me a while to realise that
Oh, please tell me she’s gonna hyphenate her name!
zactly what I thot!!
Kumon-Topomi
…could have a future in pron, I say…
haha! here’s a hint, don’t pronounce kumon as koo-mon…
If you pronounce Kumon (traditionally coo-mon) as “Cum-on” and Topomi (toe-poe-me) as “Top o me”… then you see what the joke they’re making is. It’s kind of lame.
Yeah, you have to read it incorrectly to get it.
Cum on top of me?
Cum on top of me…BTW I’m not enticing anyone to release their load on my chest, just explaining what the two last names sound like if you read them out (if you didn’t get the joke)
I still don’t get it
Fail. Can’t you read? Or does someone need a little trip to urbandictionary.com?
Oh, no! Not urbandictionary.com! Anything but that! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*ahem*
OK then what the writer should have done was:
Kum / on / Top/ o / mi
Then we all would have gotten it. Immediately, not 10 year later after it was explained.
Wonder if they’d call a daughter Fanny.
But that works better in british english than in american english…
This is funny if you’re a 12 year old boy. I doubt any 12 year old boys come to this website.
I’m a 30 year old woman and I found it hilarious.
haha!! awesome!!!
God, I hope she’s one of those women who hyphenate their last names after they get married. ” Hi. I’m Theresa Kumon-Topomi.”
“Well, ok Theresa. If you insist.”
Come one top of me. Get it?
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I got it right away and it doesn’t matter if you have to “say it wrong,” its a joke people
Their son should really be named:
William Ulysses Kumon-Topomi
= Will U. Kumon-Topomi
= “Will you cum on top of me”
(for those of you who need translation)
*EPIC*
LOL. How can you NOT get it? Kumon Topomi? Come on to oh (of) me. Its not that hard to figure out.
Am I a sicko for getting the joke almost instantly?
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Lol same. thought it hilarious. so did my 32 year old dad. and 56 year old gma.