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When this dude said “forever” he meant “forever.” No divorce can ever come of this union. Otherwise, how would he cover up this massive back piece? You can’t just slap a star or a butterfly to cover up this bad boy. This would require an entire scene’s worth of imagery.
I’m thinking a picture of the solar system with a dragon, a pegasus, a skull with flowers growing out of its head and a few motorcycles might do the job. Maybe. But hopefully he’ll never have to know. Congrats on your marriage, back piece guy! You must really love your lady’s vajayjay lady.
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I think “vajayjay” is a vulgar, disgusting word.
Not as vulgar and disgusting as ending the second to last line with a preposition.
That’s a silly, artificial rule. There’s nothing wrong with using a preposition at the end of an English sentence.
It sounds and looks moronic to do that, so it is fitting for this guy.
Nonsense. Sometimes it’s the only natural construction. As Winston Churchill once put it, “This is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.”
I suppose next you’ll be telling us to never split infinitives.
This whole tattoo is a disgusting, vulgar thing. I hope they divorce, JUST so we can see this idiot struggling to explain it to their next potential partner.
There’s nothing wrong with liking your lady and liking doing it with your lady, too.
Nor as vulgar as biffing “Your/You’re” on your wedding vow tat.
I’ve seen a poem on a gravestone with that same error, among several others. I should take a pic and submit it here somewhere.
And while we’re at it, final phrase should be “forever, you and I.”
So many errors and me without my red, correcting tattoo pen.
Nope. First, it’s a poem (of sorts) and “you” is there to rhyme with — ugly as it may be — “into”. Second, one normally puts the other person first in such lists as a courtesy, not as a grammatical rule, but in this example putting her last draws the focus of the phrase to her and not to the speaker, so it serves the same function. Third, it’s a sentence fragment anyway, so there’s no reason to prefer the nominative.
I agree. Ouch!
Shakespeare couldn’t have written a more romantic sonnet. /s
Yeah… I’m thinking that poem is going to be a little awkward when the kids learn to read. “ewwww! Dad! Why would you smell her underwear?!?!?!”
Hahahaha!!!! Got that right! Try explaning THAT to an 8yo!!
“Err, well, you see… son, when an idiot and a woman love eachother, sometimes… the idiot gets a big idiotic tattoo, and err, um… well, let’s just say… your mom doesn’t let me do ‘adult’ things anymore.”
would PLEASE STOP sending me this FUCKING SHIT??????????????
Bill, dude. If you “remove as fan” on Facebook or whatever, you won’t get notices. It’s not like they’re sending it to you personally.
LMAO! somebody should put this on failbook.
Moron WIN!!!!!
“I’ll always smell you underwear”????? WTF
silver tongued devil
did he actually recite those words at the altar? dude, quit thinking with your johnson! Like to see this marriage in 10 yrs when she’s had a few kids and put on 50 lbs.
He lost me at smelling her underwear….
wow i would hate that vajayjay?? smelling her underwear?? um ya her family might want 2 see that good luck goin swimming wit ur shirt off god
I would be very upset if my husband did this… I’m not sure I would go through with the wedding.
LOL I totally agree. If it were me, I think I might just have to call off the wedding. It’s the principle: what other dumb things is he gonna do AFTER they’re married??
If she’s with this azzhat she probably liked it.
“Awww sugarlump you are the sweetest most nicest fella and I’m so proud to have you tattoo such sweet and nice thangs on your back for lil ol me..you love to smell my underwear and that makes me the luckiest gal in the whole trailer park!”
You know, there are trailer parks everywhere, not just in the southern U.S.
Yes, but the accent gives it a better affect. You understand.
^Dumba$$
I can’t imagine him reading those vows out loud in front of gramma and any children attending. Also, is he wearing a halter top or something?
Well, sweet that he wants to tattoo wedding vows, but I’m sure glad I’m not marrying him, those wedding vows are both gross and sweet at the same time. (I can’t decide which way I lean.)
Is anyone else highly amused that Bill can’t figure out how to unsubscribe? I have a little sardonic chuckle whenever I see his dimwitted demands to have us unsubscribe him.
Has anyone else noticed the plethora of awful grammar? That alone makes me cringe, regardless of the underwear smelling and “vajayjay”…it’s “you’re,” not “your” in the last line, and I is always capitalized.
I love the spelling error on the last line. If you’re going to have text permanently affixed to your body, at least have someone spell-check it first! LOL
you don’t have to cover the whole back piece, just cover the name with someone you’ll always love. Like Samus or Bea Aurthur.
I couldn’t read it all because the font is annoying. The bottom line has the wrong kind of “your” and “me and you” at the end. Shouldn’t someone proofread tattoos?
Lest you or others annoyed by the font miss out, it says:
“Ginger
Today forward i take you to be my smart, sexy hot ass wife
I will love, defend, and protect you for the rest of my life
My juliet, my yin, my light, everything about you is right.
Those green eyes. that smile. your hair. Ill always smell your underwear
Sweaty and hot between the sheets, only for you my heart beats.
With that smokin body wet vajayjay i always want to slide into
Your my best friend, made from my mold. Dimples. Forever me and you.
‘I Do’” [sic]
Yes. Because every tattoo shop has a proofreader on staff.
I totally want that job.
Me too. Forget reading graduate theses! Proof reading tattoos sounds more interesting.
is the guy looking at him like that because he just read it?
That dude is so screwed . He put her name on himself . They wont last a year .
“Vajayjay”?
If you’re going to inscribe a graphic description of sex on your back, is there some reason you’d want to avoid, you know, the actual word for the orifice in question?
This is obviously his bride’s vows. And his are probably on her back.
Oh, yes, obviously the bride’s vows, since *his* name is Ginger, the bride’s “hot ass wife.” And I’m sure she just can’t wait to slide into *his* “smokin body wet vajayjay.”
But going back to the conversations including actual brain cells (WITH functioning synapses, please…) IF this guy REALLY loved Ginger that much, he would have had it tattooed on his chest, mirror-imaged, so he could actually SEE it from time-to-time.
I am guessing her name isn’t actually Ginger, but she is a red head? He has so many other glowing sweet nicknames for her, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was another one.
That’s really sweet, but ouch!
No worries. In a few years they’ll be happily divorced and the whole tattoo will be faded and even more illegible.
Maybe that’s why they used that particular font… LOL
That’s gonna be a MESS in 10 years.
I think we need to see a picture of Ginger to really appreciate this work of art.
*50 years later* Grandpa, do you and Grandma have any of your wedding pictures?
The guy I assume is his best man looks horrified. What an embarrassing friend, and an even more embarrassing husband. I second the commenter who said she isn’t sure she could go through with the wedding, except I know I would drop this douche.
If that’s the best man, the groom is wearing the wedding dress.
I’d be interested to see HER tat!
So wrong on so many levels, yet anyone notice that the word “respect” does not make it into the vows? Surprise!
Is that Ginger looking at him?
ew! can I NOT be made from your mold?? Poor Ginger…
I wonder what the bride’s vows said?
My dearest douche;
After seeing that you tattooed the most vulgar and humilating vows across your back, I have come to the conclusion that you and your sagging sack will never see my “vajayjay” again. You piece of shit.
I don’t”
WIN ^
hang on a second – did he actually perform the ceremony shirtless so everybody could read his back?
/blinks *green* eyes? My eyes are blue and no you may not smell my underwear!
How much would you like to bet he is marrying a stripper, and she will be leaving him within 6 months?
And that she is the only woman he has ever had sex with.
Oh Jesus. What woman would marry this idiot.
Two words to describe this guy:
Douche Rocket
Especially romantic when she finds it while performing ‘bend over boyfriend’ on him.
SURPRISE!
Also, “smokin” needs an apostrophe: smokin’.
And eeeeeewwwwww!!!
ROFLMAO!!! I think the funniest part of this tattoo is the word “smart”. Is she really smart? Maybe according to HIS standards, but any woman that would marry this person is obviously an idiot.
I really hope these were the joke/private vows and not the ones read at the wedding. For all those in attendance and especially the minister/officiant.
This is officially the 2nd most white-trash thing I’ve seen in a week.
SOMEONE doesn’t have a family. can you imagine what your mom would say if you got this tattooed on you?
I have to agree with “Spin” about the line, “Your my best friend, made from my mold.” This line is wrong on so many levels, but the most humorous level has to do with his betrothed’s perceived origins, from his mold.
(And, even though we all know what he meant to say, which itself is a perverse religious notion, I can’t help but laugh every time I repeat that line…)
I don’t know which is worse – the fact that he tattooed this abomination on his back, or that his bride’s nickname is “Dimples.”
I really, really, really hope this guy is sterile.
I can’t help but wonder if the tattoo artist doing this tattoo was dying a little bit on the inside.
I think the artist might have been laughing inside. The ones I know would be!
this is actually very sweet.
in a private, PG-13, possibly regrettable kind of way.
Dude, extra win for improper use of “your” instead of “you’re” as well.
W-o-w besides all that look at the man in front of the idiot he looks like he read it and now he’s so mentally scarred he can’t see straight.
The fun thing is, tattoo parlors make you write what you want on a piece of paper and then do the tattoo. Then they ask you to go over the design and pick out a font. However, I gotta say that whoever did this is a total professional, I would be laughing too hard to do a smiley face, much less this crap! It might also be the wife’s way of insuring he can’t ever cheat and/or leave her…
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Spell check is always a good investment when planning out your tattoo. “Your” a genius!