Submitted by: Steve Swift via Submit Page
I hope they’re renting a laugh track for the ceremony. I don’t think I could contain my snort if I heard Pastor Jeff Brendle say, “We welcome you to the sacred union of Meredith Woody and Dr. Large.” In fact, I’m almost certain I’d be forced to yell out, “KA-CHING!! Paging Dr. Large!” A laugh track would really help to drown that reckless immaturity out.
PS: Who else wants to go as Dr. Large for Halloween this year besides me? Everyone? I thought so.
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That explains the smile on her face!
I have two friends, she’s Gott, he’s Koch (pronounced “cock”) who just got married. She’s now Gott-Koch, literally.
I hope they hyphenate
Hyphenated new last name FTW!
when you click “enlarge” under the pic, does it take you to the after picture?
[...] She’s RSVP’ing “YES” for the Large-Woody Wedding – wedinator [...]
I’m still hoping that Beyonce dumps Jay-Z and marries (the sadly dead) Roy Castle.
If they hyphenate their name and have children, I hope they name their son Peter.
There are so many names for this! His first girlfriend, Jennifer (*insert name here) refused his proposal because she didn’t want a hyphenated name.
*Names
Ashe
Butts
Bach
Head
Lipps
Foote
Stain
I get the sexual connotation for the name “Large.” But women should be more discerning about marrying a man named Large. Think of your children first!
It’s weird how it is made to look that all girls wants huge penises. Not true, I know from personal experience that guys with small penises are way better at everything else PLUS it doesn’t hurt when you have sex.. Win-win. I had a bf once who was so proud of his big penis but how much fun is it when you can’t have sex because I can’t get it in?
I’ve never understood girls who like huge penises. It hurts ffs! Why is that good? :s
ditto, except for the small penises bit. average is good!
I bet sophie is a dude. with a tiny penis.
ok seriously tho, i do know a couple girls that prefer men with smaller penises. but big (not HUGE) is better. 7-8 is the bee’s knees. mmmm
I agree. I don’t care for a LARGE-Woody…8″ is juuuuust right.
Names are usually listed female-male.
Therefore the groom is woody and the bride’s last name is large.
Forget it. I just re-read it and saw their full names listed underneath.
Someone at the paper must have a sense of humor to list it in reverse.
By clicking her picture you can “enlarge”.
Oh God
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Did you notice her mom is Kathy Little Woody & the Peters were the greeters!!