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Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride:
- a corset
- scary fingernails
- platform stiletto f**k-me heels (preferably a half-size too small)
- major attitude
- dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist. This chick looks smart.
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I disagree about these being ‘fuck-me’ heels. Every man I know would run screaming if I showed up in these.
But yeah, this is frightening.
I’d just wonder how you hadn’t snapped your ankles in half wearing them.
are you serious, guys? haaa. then you are true idiots)))
“Like a virgin” Ok maybe not real virgin.
The flowers are held there for the shot. You can’t convince me there is not some lip showing out that skirt!
Woah, her feet are HUGE. And scary.
F***ing hell! Those are great legs. Well? They are. Even if they do end in sticky-outy toes.
Thank you for not showing the side or rear views of this… dress? The lacing on the sides looks as if it is done with rusty chains. Overall – I wonder what happened to the skirt that was designed to go with this top.
She better be careful or she’ll poke a hole in her implants with those claws.
That is disgusting and I am not just talking about the picture.
Your description “Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride” is insulting to the rest of Russian brides.
There are plently of poorly dressed or scary looking brides all over the world, however, I guess if you post something like this under a picture of a fat ugly bride “five things you need to be a proper American bride”, you would have half of the visitors reporting this site.
Lighten up, Francis.
you sir, are the best.
I agree completely with Kiki. It’s easy for non-Russians to say “duur, lighten up.” “We’re not being racist, duur hurf durf u ugleh slutteh rusheeahns”.
Yeah, maybe we should have a few laughs at fat American emo chicks’ weddings, huh? Maybe we should call out the list of stereotypes and see what a stereotypical American is! Of course, that would be rather stupid, wouldn’t it?
Yanks shouldn’t take their fat women and sluts so seriously!
Besides, this “bride” is apparently a model. This doesn’t necessarily make her a typical Russian bride! She doesn’t even look like a typical Russian woman.
I’d hate to see what the groom is wearing.
Come on, this is for sure a man. Look at the legs and the face. He’s a man!!!
Someone said what I was thinking! That does NOT look like a woman.
…what corset? She’s not wearing a corset! FAIL.
Come on people! This is another artistic pro shot with a model! You can’t take this seriously.
does she have a vibrator in her hand????????????
Yeah, not a woman…not that that makes it any LESS scary.
In Soviet Russia, hells high you.
What is Lady Gaga doing in Russia?
That’s my grand-daughter. No, really: that’s my grand-daughter.
weddings are weird IN RUSSIA???
this entire page is about the ridiculous events that happen in the US (and elsewhere maybe, I’m new here) under the pretense to declare the love of two people and to bind them everlasting, “bridezilla”‘s origin is most definitely from the US, the divorce-rate is in the top ten world wide, but in Russia, weddings are weird?
my head is going to explode.
wow talk about “de-flowering” your bride…