Happy Eclipse Day! Here’s what I want to know: Are these weddings Wins or complete and utter FAILS?? These lovely ladies aren’t giving me much to work with:

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Yeesh. Did the bride pack her Edward poster to take to the wedding? I’m imagining it propped up beside the officiant throughout the ceremony. At which point “you may now kiss the bride” probably looked something like this:

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…..and the cake probably looked something like this:

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Mmmm…branches. Maybe if I knew whether there was an open bar at these weddings it’d be easier to make my final decision. Free booze ups my Twilight Tolerance Level considerably. As of now, I’m gonna go with “cheesiest weddings ever.” Plus aren’t all of the apples supposed to be red? Weigh in on what you think in the comments!
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