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Wider…wider….OK, yeah, where the F are his dentures? I thought somebody said they were going to take care of that today! You know he can’t chew without them.
Just because I’m his wife and the 7th love of his life doesn’t mean that I’m going to make sure “Grandpa” here takes his medication and remembers to put in his dentures. Hellooo, I have more important things to do, like trying to get rid of my tan lines.
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If you’re 80 and have billions, a beautiful young wife with excellent clevage is worth whatever the price.
Hey Sweetie
Did you call the doctor? I really will need a six month supply of Viagra! If I last that long**
I don’t think it’s all about the money with this girl..I really believe she has a fancy for shriveled ass.
I remember this: this was an ad from the mid 90s. It was captioned, “She’s marrying me for my money. I don’t care.”
Now I feel awesome.
What were they advertising? Alcohol?
prob wedding stuff
i wonder if theyre gonna go play bingo during the honeymoon. she probably thinks his wrinkles are something more to grab on to.
gross…
Are we absolutely sure this is the groom and not his great-great-grandfather?
That was my first thought too… I hope she’s just a caring granddaughter :S
… ahh, yeah, the first thing I thought was that this was the bride’s grandfather (add “great”‘s of your choosing …)
Hero.
Incredibruuuuu
Ah, love at first sight. First sight of a checkbook.
She wants to share everything with him………
Starting with his checkbook! (BaDump Bump!!)
can we say “Golddigger”?
Gold digger.
Hey, you can’t take your money with you when you die. So why not pay for a live-in playboy bunny? Hell, I would.
I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere. I think it’s an ad of some sort, but I can’t think of what. Anyway, fake.
It is–a magazine ad from about 10 years ago. I can’t remember what it advertised but the caption was “She only wants my money. Like I care.”
sick…
http://www.tonydorio.com/#/images/image_76
brilliant chicago advertising photographer
Its some woman in a strip club who heard there was a millionare in the house, she found him and well….i dont know but she likely seduced him and asked him out…..or something. Well she asked him to marry her like the gold digger she is and he sead yes… they set the world record for the biggest age difference in a marriage.
maybe, has anyone stopped and thought about this? it could be a caring granddaughter. who just loves her grandfather
It’s Anna Nicole Smith and J Howard Marshall, and I’m super super serial
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Howard_Marshall
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Nicole_Smith
THANK YOU! Finally, someone got Anna Nicole Smith…reading these other comments, I thought I was on Failbook for a minute there… JESUS people…
Ha, I found that picture in a magazine when I was 15 and its been somewhere in my wall collage since… awesome.
I remember this photo from an advertisement back about fifteen years ago. I do not recall what it was that was being advertised, but I remember the picture. It is NOT a real wedding. Something about it is cute, at least to me.
Here is the link to the website of the photographer Tony D’Orio. I, indeed, is from an advertisement from the 1990s.
http://www.tonydorio.com/#/images/image_76
This photo is from a magazine ad for the Dodge Viper from about 15 years ago. Really funny, and pretty edgy for a major car company.
I think the caption was something like: “She’s marrying me for my money… like I care!”
now i aint sayin shes a gold digga…
took the words right outta my mouth
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looks like shes totally into him shes looking at him with such lust and is ultra carefull not to get any crumbs on him as her hand is below the cake..poor girl guy isnt even looking at her.I know plenty of young gals getting married to older guys and it usually isnt for htere money as the girls i know make a heck of a lot more then them also goes for young guys with cougers what my friends like is the experiences there partner has had also being older alot more intellegence. for the guys its the sexual exp of the couger and also maybe the wit and intellegence also. my fiance is 10 yrs older then me and it was hard convincing him to date me being i was younger then him he was like no way we could be compatable due to our life experiences..but we became good friends and eventually he fell head over heels with me we have 3 kids now and are happy.
it is his granddaughter. and his bride. FTW.