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Place The Ring on Her Finger… If You Dare

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…And the line between ghetto and ghetto fabulous once again gets blurred. How did she even put her dress on without tearing it?!  They really need to start making velcro nails for situations like this. Just apply a little hook fabric to the nails and treat them like industrial Lee Press-Ons. That way women like this bride can do things like get dressed, eat food, drive a car and use the bathroom without needing assistance. Good luck to the groom on the “feeding each other wedding cake” photo opp. Scary.

Related: Ghetto Fabulous Or Just Ghetto?

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  1. Luka says:

    You think feeding each other cake will be scary? I fear what will happen on wedding night….

  2. Bill says:

    Honey I think I’ll skip the hand job

  3. Helen RC says:

    I really think she needs a trim**LOL

  4. Katie says:

    you can tell by the Length of her nails. She is one of the those people who refuse to lift a finger for anyone. Hope he realizes he will be the breadwinner and the housekeeper. She is going to sit on her bottom doing absolutly nothing in fear she will break a nail! How the heck does she shower or even brush her teeth in the morning? disgusting!

  5. Liz says:

    (From a Female): Yuck! Blerchhh! Ewwww!
    That is one of the most disgusting things I have seen
    yet…on this blog.
    But that is just my opinion.

  6. rayray says:

    Lee Press-On Nails gone wild!

  7. Helen RC says:

    Katie and Liz-

    I agree with you both**However**What does she do after she goes POTTY?? Who wipes her??

  8. shane says:

    That will make the honeymoon interesting

  9. pix says:

    Tacky. Hopefully she didn’t force the bridesmaids to match.

  10. Druston says:

    All I can think of is, “Wow, that must the Witch Bride before the Infection.”

  11. Fanboy Wife says:

    How did she get those bracelets over her claws – er, I mean, hands?

  12. DrPluton says:

    Those look like they belong on a comic book villainess, not a bride.

  13. Luka says:

    Then again, imagine her a lesbian…..

  14. Naomi says:

    there are certain functions a hand must do with regards to personal hygiene. i cannot fathom a hand with those nails being able to do anything. does she have someone to take care of those certain functions? if so, she’d better be paying them a lot of money.

  15. Dizzy says:

    Oooh, so this is what happens when a Nosferatu gets married. Good thing they didn’t capture her face in this picture. ;)

  16. Helen RC says:

    Hey Dizzy

    I would love to see both of there faces!

  17. Wth... says:

    Can someone explain to me why ANYONE would find that attractive?

  18. narmiel says:

    She better not have any motherhood plans… I’m sure she could be charged with abuse if she attempts to tend to an infant with those God-awful nails.

  19. shane says:

    careful they can open doors

  20. SevenFlames says:

    WITCH!

  21. Helen RC says:

    After looking at this picture and making a few comments I have decided**as they are here, I think they are disgusting. Now**I really believe if they were chopped down to normal size-they would be beautiful and the woman could get a wonderful job as a hand model. She has nothing going for her now except collecting bacteria and lots of “cooties” under those claws! It really does take strange things and people to make this world interesting!

  22. Cornelia Beth Huntington says:

    Yuch. I’d like to see a portrait of the bride and groom. I am curious as to what they look like. I don’t know WHY, but I am nosy. How grotesque!

  23. Megarouge says:

    The real surprise is that it’s a White chick.

  24. Ninna says:

    My, what lovely talons. If you need to pluck unsuspecting trout and mice for your daily feeding, they may as well look colorful and festive. :)


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