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Every single detail of this cake has me clutching my binky in the corner while rocking back and forth. Does the message mean, “You’re Getting Married” or “You’re Dying Today”?! Kind of a toss-up, really.
Whose hand is that supposed to be, and who is the cake supposed to be from? God? Satan? I don’t think I’d even eat it for fear of several years of bad luck. Something about this thing looks haunted.
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i wanted something else to be there
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Clearly this is the wedding cake of Thing (from The Adams Family) and his life-partner Flower (those aren’t cake toppers, they’re the bride and groom).
That’s clearly Ms Thang. She’s a left hand (as well as the one with the lovely rock). Thing was the Addam’s Family’s right hand…
But, I wanted to make the Addams Family joke!
Message from the Godfather: You steal from me… I take-a your hand. Capice?
WIN!
Check out the comments about this cake at Cake Wrecks (a really old post)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/2009/06/celebrating-yes-with-bunch-of-nos.html
Aha! I see I’m not the only one who instantly thought, “Thing!”
Pugsley will be the ring bearer, and Wednesday will be the flower girl.
And, Lurch will play Here Comes the Bride on the harpsichord!
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Tom Lehrer wrote a love song about this:
Thank you. That was the very first thing I thought of.
What I’m wondering is, why are the fingers so short?
Dude, my question too. Maybe she’s a dwarf?
Yes, your day has arrived! The day when you receive your brand new hand prosthetic!
I wonder if it’s red velvet cake so when you cut into it, it looks like a scene from Saw 2.
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I certainly hope she washed them first.
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Fingers facing down, but palm facing up? AAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!
I thought that was a picture of the whole bride, at a lonely man’s wedding.
God, that hand is so out of proportion. It looks like somebody ran over the back of the hand then stuck fingers on it that just barely fit on the cake, but are too squat to be realistic fingers.
Are those real plastic nails from the salon down the street?? Ew….
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I ask for a treat & they send me a threat?
hideouse cake but i guess has a meaning for the bride and groom atleast make the hand look real! where are the painted on veins and blushing? they should have used that ace of cakes guy or cake boss.
I get to eat the ring! I call it first!
This looks pretty obviously like a bridal shower cake, not a wedding cake (too small), which is an all-female event celebrating the bride where the groom isn’t even allowed to go. So yeah, he’s not really screwed that the Bride’s shower isn’t about him. That’s like saying the Bride is screwed because the bachelor party isn’t about her.