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Are these bridesmaids all brothers? Do they all have the same eyebrow sculptor? Do they represent three of the stages in the evolution of man? I feel like the bridesmaid on the right was the stand-in for the main character in Mask. But I also feel like that’s a mean thing to say. I’m perplexed by the intensity of this photo and its many geometric shapes.
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I hope there was a “happy faces” picture to go next to this “mean faces” picture in the album…
I think theyre not even female..LOL
Pretty sure that the bride, and the Left and Right bridesmaids are guys. The one in the center MIGHT be a woman.
The one on the right is DEFINITELY a man. And drag just ain’t right on him. Either that, or that’s a horrible case of Cushing’s….
My thoughts exactly. The one in the center might be a woman badly made up by her trans friends … or it might just be be a cuter man!!
I’m thinking maybe a cuter man, or a woman… looks like real hair there…
The right-hand one… I just wish I had money to pay for the surgery…
In fact, the right-hand one looks SO MUCH (the face, the tilt of the head) like a cross between two people I know, I’m unsure whether to call him “Kevin” or “Darrell”.
Why do none of them look even the slightest bit happy?
Why the really scary eye shadow?
Why the stick-on lips? (Or is that actually lipstick… hm…also scary.)
Did they all hate the photographer? ([aside - "Ugh! It's Sheila's ex! I'm going to hurl!"] “O-KAY.. you can take our picture Norbert, but make it fast.”)
So many questions….
Definitely a drag wedding, no doubt about it!
The chokers are a dead giveaway. BTW, why is it the UGLIEST guys cross-dress or turn into trannies?
They don’t. The ugly ones just stand out more. You don’t notice the pretty ones so much because you think they’re women.
You can always tell from behind. Or at very least, strongly suspect.
I sincerely hope the face on the right has been ‘shopped.
Im conflicted on this myself…. Im not sure that its always the ugliest guys as much as the way trannys usually dress is just ugly. Very few real women actually dress like that – its so over the top, with skimpy dresses, dramatic hair, and heavy makeup, that you notice so quickly how it fails. If they were dressed like ordinary women with normal makeup, you might not notice.
You’ve never been to San Antonio TX, I take it. Biological women (and teen girls) *DO* dress and wear makeup like this. I actually though the one in the front center was my neighbor, lol. The drag queens and transvestites I’ve seen here tend to wear the more modest clothing and look like Nancy Reagan.
I went to San Antonio for a week, and I didn’t see anyone like that. Also, what is with all the weird shit happening in San Antonio of late? XD
oh, Ive never been to San Antonio. I like in Orlando – most of the women and girls here dress in a kind of sorority girl look – with varying degrees of success (pearls and a velour tracksuit, anyone??) But the trannys and men wear slinky little dresses, short shorts, huge wigs, tons of makeup, etc.
Nah, the bridesmaid on the right is really a vegas Tattoo look-alike.
I’m confused on so many levels…
You’ve missed the point entirely! The foreground of round sensuous fruits contrasting with the harsh geometries shackling the contemporary woman. The bride, stark and hard, in contrast to the bed of fragrant flowers. This is the age of post-modern bride, divested from the romantic enslavement of female idolization.
Brilliant!
Admit it: you went to college for this, didn’t you?
Yes! The finest CC’s the state offers!
But sadly, I missed the columns! Their careful placement alluding back to the classic era and the ideals of femininity (of Aphrodite!) founded by the ancient western world.
….I disappoint myself…….
My eyes! My eyeesssssss!
Way to rock the Romulan eyebrows.
cro-magnon alert on the right.
…hahahahahaha; couldn’t have said it better…
If these aren’t men, then this is the scariest fucking gene pool ever.
The bride looks like a dominatrix missing her whip!
Reminds me of the ‘woman’ Sonia Pizarro from “Operation Repo” tv show on Tru TV. http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/8/128837101934945022.jpg
They all need to be killed with fire, lots and lots of fire!
Male or female, that thing on the far right is the uglies thing I have ever seen. it looks like one of thos orangatangs with the puffy jowels in drag, not a guy in drag and definately not a woman. Kill it, then kill me.
I don’t want to meet this group in a dark alley. Actually..I don’t want to meet this group anywhere.
Oh! Oh! Totally just saw the bride’s Adam’s apple!!
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Jeebus, Katherine Heigl’s let herself get a bit mannish.
Excuse my geekiness, but the Trekker in me thinks they all look like Romulans who are maybe *trying* to be human.
the one at the back is the original and the other three are just really bad clones. probably just a bad photo i’m sure there all lovely.
Uf. Definitely a case of “not everything looks good on everyone.” Bridesmaid in teh middle looks okay, to me, but that kind of super-pointy eye makeup and super rounded heavy mouth is hard to pull off. It’s two competing, highly unnatural styles. Slap that on most women and they’ll look disturbing. Especially if you have a broader, flatter face…like contestant number three does.
I bet if the one on the right was in a more natural style, without the stringy hair and slumped over dress, they would look a whole lot less scary. Aggressive makeup on a non-traditionally pretty face just doesn’t work. Regardless of gender
Why do women cling to the notion “if I do my make-up the way Barbie dose it I’ll look beautiful too!” No! Go to a beautique, get a make over, learn about how to use color and angles to compliment your face shape! Seriously, the girl on the right looks like a man in drag! Girls, don’t look like a man in drag.
did you read all the comments preceding yours? the consensus pretty much is that those “girls” look like men in drag because they ARE men in drag
they appear to have been styled by mystic meg from Britain’s ‘The Sun’ newspaper… http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00384/Mystic_Meg__the_wor_384367a.jpg
Geisha makeup does not look good on Western women, no matter how much the bridezilla wants to pretend to be Japanese.
That’s not Geisha makeup. That’s just really bad makeup, I really doubt and sincerely hope they weren’t going for geisha. I’ve see “glamor shot” style photos taken in Japan at places where they dress the caucasian visitor up in traditional Japanese clothing and make-up and it looked really great actually.
I’ve also been to a drag show where there some of the guys were actually really beautiful.
Since when has geisha make-up included 80′s style eyeshadow triangles?
Photo is courtesy of English Russia, go ahead and see the whole story.
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2009/09/01/some-weddings/#more-5124
Yep, those are all men in that last wedding. Not like it was all THAT hard to figure out :-p
That thing on the right looks like the hamburgler.
Is that John Travolta in drag on the right???
These are drags (all of them) in Azerbaijan and it’s the guy’s… sorry, the girls wedding. I’ve seen other pictures…
Is it sad that I had figured these were Azeris long before you said that? More or less sad that I have some very similar photos from Azeri weddings where all parties in dresses actually were women, and yet looked similar? (At least makeup-wise…)
Aw I think its cute when sumo wrestlers dress as geisha’s
Not one man in this photo. All of these women have had a TON of Botox and cosmetic surgery – including lip injections. All women who have had too much surgery begin to look like transvestites.
C’mon, that’s just a cheap ploy from the bride…she wanted to be sure she’d be the prettiest and picked the ugliest Conderella stepsisters she could find
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On the next Maury Show…Can you guess which one is female and which one is male?…OR are they all male?…Tune in next week…lol
My first thought was of Cleopatra.
Press 1 for Snape.. Press 2 for Snape.. Press 3 for Dumbledore.. Press 4 for Ron.. Press 5 for everyone.. Press 6 for Hermione.. Press 7 for the song.. Press 8 for explosion.. Press 9 for Voldemort.. Wow that took a long time to type…?