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Which one of these guys gave parental consent for this young lady to get married? The same one who told her it’s acceptable to hop on the back of a motorcycle with a dude twice her age and ride off into the sunset? *shudder* I’ve seen some young looking brides, but this one is kinda freaking me out. For goodness sake, sweetheart, what happened to your dress? Put some clothes on! And a helmet! And take an umbrella ’cause you never know when it’s going to rain!
Suddenly my grandmotherly instincts are kicking in.
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Maybe the guy on the bike is her father, ready to give her away??? Ok, so that doesn’t really make it much better…
That’s how you came into the world, that’s how I am giving you away.
It’s common practice at motor cycle rally’s and conventions for the women to be topless.
It’s not an unusual photo if it’s the social clique your into. There probably off to there honeymoon. She is at least 18 or 19 or it would be illegal.
I’m thinking the same thing…. the guy on the bike is her dad. LOL. What you can’t quite read is the logo on the back of his shirt, “If you can see this the twat fell off”
AHAHAHAHAAA!!!! That explains SSOOOOO much!
Pedobiker
Based on parenting skills, I’d say the guy on the left with the beer and the stroller could be her dad.
maybe it’s a photo shoot?
What’s sad is that there’s so much to question in the picture, you almost miss the fact that the bride is holding either a water pistol or a nerf gun instead of a bouquet…
I noticed that too!
There is NOTHING wrong with that
The watergun fight I had at my wedding was thoroughly enjoyable.
Lol, I DID completely miss it until you said something. That, unfortunately, only adds more questions than answers…
I hope you’re female; because if not I have some bad news for you….
When did Halley Kate Eisenberg get married?
10 on the old skank-o-meter.
Perhaps, but… my God, she’s pretty. Wow.
*entranced*
I agree completely… She’s…. so…. pretty…..
10 on the old age-o-meter as well, apparently.
hoooooooooot
Most likely she is a youthful twenty alot of us Russian ladies look quite youthful even in our mid to late twenties.
Til the mustache starts growing and it’s all downhill from there…
Nice wishful thinking there, but she is true to her look if she’s really 16 as reported below. Most women have their peak of beauty around that time or 18 and then it’s all downhill. Such is life. But seriously 16 is not the time women are notorious for being able to make intelligent life decisions. And the level of objectification her new husband is exposing her to on her wedding day makes me think the sunset they ride off into will not be one out of a fairytale.
Okay, having found the page, can you translate any of it? I really want to know the context of this.
Seriously? That girl looks like she’s 12!!
Biker WIN!
Motorhead Forever!
I’d still hit that shit. Looks fun.
you are disgustung
Don’t feed the trolls, darling.
Nice
you are old
Most straight guys would
i like how she remembered to put a towel under her thonged butt. gotta stay clean!
If she truly wanted to be clean she’d put on something over her knockers as well. Trust me, not all bugs hit the windshield and having bugs on her rack would probably ruin it for the groom(maybe).
Judging by the licence plate, I’d say this is probably France, where being topless on the back of a motorbike is cooler than dressing up as princess Leia on your wedding day. I’m sure she’ll make her husband very happy.
BTW, way to increase your Google rankings by including ‘naked’ ‘topless’ and ‘underage’ in your tags Grandma.
Help me @Umbrian! I’ve been sent from the year 1992 for your Google ranking knowledge! We only have three minutes for you to tell me everything you know about AltaVista.
Buy more shares in Alta Vista… even if you have to sell your house to do it.
I shall return to my time and buy these shares! We shall sing your name Umbrian, wait for the statues of you to appear!
*fades*
I didn’t do that to increase any Google rankings. That literally didn’t even cross my mind. What *did* cross my mind when looking at this picture was that the girl is: a) naked, b) topless and c) potentially underage (but still legally able to marry). It’s really as simple as that!
Now, if I tagged a picture of a wedding cake “topless”, that would be pushing it
Jail bait and road rash are my overwhelming thoughts.
The road rash, really… that’s what I’m thinking too.
It’s Russia. She looks around 16 because she doesn’t seem to be wearing a lot of make-up but she could easily be 20.
I’m warming to the idea of life under Communism
What’s wrong with that guy he’s not even looking at her! Oh wait..[i]ahem[/i], Oh my goodness, why is that young girl naked on the back of a bike??!!
Does anyone else see the dark patch on her shoulder? Is that a bruise or a really bad sun burn?
its a shadow not a bruise, look at the guy to the left hes got patchy shadows all over him too. but seriously she looks like 14 or 15, i wonder where this is ???
k just found out this is pic is from russia and she is 16 years old from another site.
Beautiful without plastic surgery, fake hair/teeth/breasts, who would have thought
She’s more beautiful AND more young than you. You lose
Am I the only one thinking she’s going to either lose one of those shoes (backless? On a bike?) or end up with one hell of a skin burn from wearing that little on a crotch-rocket like that?
Hope the road is flat and even, or she’s going to be longing for a sports bra.
is it just me or dose that girl look 14 ????
It’s just you, Krishna. The rest of us think she looks either 20… or 10.
any one notice the guy drinking beer to the left is also pushing a baby stroller? maybe that was her dad and ride in.
She looks like she’s 12.
My daughter got in a motorcycle accident two weeks ago, Truth. She is scraped ALL over. At 5 miles a hour, falling off could take the pretty right off this girl.
This is a promo for that new cable TV show about bridal gowns: “Say No to the Dress”
women have there peak of beauty around 16-18 erm …. yeah way to round us up there you douche i think you will find your backward way of thinking is incorrect.
Where is the black lines generator? Bender, unplug it!
dudee… i banged that chic
Obviously Eastern Europe or Russia.
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Well, she COULD have just had her First Communion. You get a veil then too. Just saying.
Just gotta say, I’ve been watching a bunch of documentaries on Eastern Europe lately, and those Russians seem to get naked every chance they get. Seriously, just give them the least excuse and they’re happily ripping off their clothes right in front of the camera.
Of course, this summer you can hardly blame them…
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Memo to the bride: “Stay classy.”
/end sarcasm
It’s cool. The same thing is happening in America, except that the bride is bigger than Rosie O’Donnell and the Groom is also naked.