Submitted by: Leaping Lemur via Submit Page
Let’s see…we’ve got some table seating cards, a refreshing watering station, a couple of lit candles to set the mood, a few gifts….and a pickaxe.
I see a couple of bags that are no doubt filled with Crate & Barrel dishware or fancy picture frames, but really, who needs more of that sh*t? What a newly married couple needs is a pickaxe. Like my crazy Aunt Phyllis used to always say, “A sharp pickaxe in the front closet will keep you honest!” Maybe the person offering this very special gift grew up with that expression, too.
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Well, those murdering inbreeds from woods in West Virginiado get married and the gift only helps them do their job (that is murdering horny teenagers who get lost in said woods)
Are they saying the bride’s a golddigger?
Pickaxe: The perfect gift for opening the extraordinarily tightass bride – especially in the aforementioned West Virginia.
That’s a grubhoe, not a pickaxe.
That’s actually a mattock, not a pick axe. (specifically a pick mattock)
Picky, picky.
I learned something new today – thanks. Now I should go home and lie down until the shock passes;)
That’s a gift for the bride to be..to use when her mother-in-law comes to visit.
Pfffttt, they didn’t even bother wrapping it!
Asa woman whose husband has three sledgehammers and mauls – I don’t see anything unusual about this. But a bow would have been nice
He can’t remember my fave color but he knows what color the sledge hammer handel is. ><
Yah… and I got a chain saw for our aniversary. Which was way better than some crappy lay-in-the-box jewelry. ^^
FTW!
Word gets around fast that their first house has some… Major Issues.
(I grew up in a house like that, and it turned into an occupation.)
They didn’t register at Macy’s or Gimbels, but at Home Depot. It’s happening a lot more than you’d ever guess.
The bride and groom may be archaeologists.
We got an axe, a hatchet and a whippersnipper for wedding gifts. I still have the hatchet. The axe..well I broke the head of it off splitting a piece of wood after a heated discussion with hubby.
Presumably the groom has gained both a pickaxe and an ol’ battleaxe now.
Idk about this one, but we had an axe (engraved with names and wedding date) as our “cake knife”. We are both on our local fire dept, and that was our gift from “the guys”.
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