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Yikes. Is this like an unintentional Gulf oil spill metaphor? The dolphins weren’t even made to look like they’re smiling. Instead they look like they just ate some bad sushi and took in a screening of The Cove. What kind of marine life enthusiast serves this at their wedding? I feel sad and hunger-free.
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There was a couple who were animal activists and made a cake with dead, bloody whales. It might have been posted here… the cake looks a lot like a tampon cake, if that helps.
Anyway, maybe these two are related?
I’m pretty sure those were sharks, and it was a protest related to harvesting shark fins and asian weddings.
So long and thanks for all the cake!
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It has been known for years that dolphins will often mysteriously strand themselves on wedding cakes and resist all efforts to be returned to the wild. Some marine biologists theorize it has to do with being confused by the electromagnetic fields of the nearby chocolate fountains.
Here we have a rare photo of the wedding cake of Captain Ahab and his unnamed wife.
I think that’s a dolphin orgy. I’m basing that off the fact that it looks a lot like the dolphin orgies I’ve attended and there’s also a puddle of something suspicious at the front of the cake.
The dolphins are dead because of the offshore chocolate drilling accident. They died happy.
I’m pretty sure it just hasn’t been frosted yet.
Orgy cake.
This is what all BP worker wedding cakes should look like from now on.
This is probably a comment on the fact that many traditional Chinese weddings have shark fin as the meal and it ends up endangering the species… I saw one of those on CakeWrecks.
Its a BP cake. Brown with dead dolphins.