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Is he creating a romantic Lite Brite design under there? Is he about to put on a hard hat? WTF is that glow? Whatever is going under there seems to be impressing him. Maybe she got an extra special UV vajazzle? I suppose it’ll remain their little secret.
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Wow, never seen that before lol
Didn’t he watch lost? That’s how the smoke monster was made!
no big surprise that her dress isn’t white, eh?
Are they both of legal age? Also does he really need a flash light to find the spot he is looking for. Just use the force Luke, it will guide you in.
Oh yea she is way to hot for him.
Sorry, but this is made of awesome. I applaud their creativity in jazzing up a tedious tradition!
JULES: “It’s all yours, Ringo.”
Ringo: “Open it.”
Jules flips the locks and opens the case, revealing it to
Ringo but not to us. The same light SHINES from the case.
Ringo’s expression goes to amazement. Honey Bunny, across
the room, can’t see s**t.
HONEY BUNNY: “What is it? What is it?”
Ringo (softly): “Is that what I think it is?”
Jules (nods his head): “yes.”
Ringo “It’s beautiful.
Jules (nods his head): “yes.”
HONEY BUNNY: “Goddammit, what is it?”
ha ha- good one.
I’m old Gregg!!!! I got a mangina!!!
Damn I wanted to say it first! aww =[
I’ll just go get my poncho then. It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
Nobody heard of the fleshlight?
She’s mother to the 60 watt buld that plays “Jesus in the manger” in all of those Christmas pagents.
Geez it looks like he’s giving her a pelvic exam. “Well the ovaries feel good, now let’s move on to the uterus.”
The Matrimonalii of the Crab Nebula time their wedding ceremonies carefully so that the happy father can deliver the glowing larval stage of their species at the end of the reception so that it may dine on selected guests at the banquet before pupation and metamorphosis into the second stage which often resembles a large white chocolate dolphin on a chocolate multi-tiered wedding cake .
I love you! I really do.
I think this is my favourite of all the comments I’ve read on this website
E.T. f_____ home…
should set the bed on fire, not the bride
It’s a small shaft of sunlight coming in at the best/worst possible time and place, and who the hell has a wedding reception in the lobby of the Johnson Space Center?
Camera phone FTW!!!
Looks like they parked her over a floor lamp.
mabey shes originally a fire crotch
Maybe from the movie
Gold Member/Austin Powers
anybody?
Well thats what that glow reminded me of though its kinda a random thought
Ka-me-HAH-MAYY……..
It is a light on the floor… i was at that wedding…
Nice dress though ^^
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It’s the girl with the Golden Cooch!!
*vajazzle*
Use a word three times and it’s a part of your vocabulary.
I bet he is a gynecologist and he is doing that as a joke.
There’s a time and a place for igniting farts. This isn’t it.
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So THAT’S where the thing from Marsellus Wallace’s suitcase went!
whatever it is…they both look really cute together! love the expressions.
“I’m not sayin’ she’s FRIGID. I’m just sayin’ a little light goes on every time she spreads her legs.”
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