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At Burning Man, bridal wear showcases are a thing of artistic beauty. Who can resist the latest in spork skirt haute couture? And that feather hat? So practical and flattering. If you happen to be a less conventional bride, you can always take things down a notch by removing your top and adding a casual-yet-trendy fedora. Lace-up boots and a semi-sheer skirt complete the look.
Both styles are great for warm weather and for pissing off your relatives.
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his boobs r bigger than the brides
Seriously saggy though.
That’s not a dude, dude.
r they lesbians?
Na, I don’t think they are lesbians. I think the photographer just caught one of the guests borrowing a spoon to use on the buffet -
*coffee-snarf*
um.. ahem… yes. exactly.
I have those not so fun bags cut off if I was that thing.
She probably has kids and breastfed them.
… I take it you’ve never seen an actual naked woman, outside of magazine centerfolds. Those are all shopped or implants, you know. Sorry to disappoint.
Indeed! I say off with the unpleasing ugly bags of flesh.
Looking at this picture I’d say it suspiciously resembles New Mexico, and you’d be lucky to catch a breeze to perk up your teets in this weather.
If it’s really Burning Man, then i think it’s Nevada.
The Spork is strong with this one…..
Sporks! Her dress is made partly from sporks! Utensil Win!
The topless chick needs to either put a effing bra on or invest in some implants. Saggy titties=gross.
Or she could, you know, marry someone way less shallow than you.
They are a lil droopy but she isn’t overweight so…maybe its just age or natural gravity…
Yeah Valentina could be less shallow, or perhaps let the years catch up.
As a well-endowed woman, I’d like to comment that I’m more of a woman than Valentina will ever be and more of a man than he/she will ever get.
Who said that “Size Matters” strictly referred to men? Hmmmm?
The one on the bike is better,
…guessing from your name I’m assuming your a girl. and guessing by your opinion I’d say you either do not own a pair of breasts yet or are completely brain washed. Did no body tell their kids that breasts are only round and bouncy in the breeze, hot s**, and at playboy photo-shoots?
Scratch that. those at playboy are probably fake anyway
No, I’m sorry. This is what happens when you have smaller breasts and deem that it is not necessary to wear a bra throughout your twenties. Ladies! Moisturize and support your boobies!
I do agree that bras are healthier for a woman than going bra-less. I could never go braless without the risk of harming innocent bystanders.
Is it me, or is that skirt (on the left) made of opened condoms?
Am I the only one who noticed that the girl on the left is wearing a skirt made of condoms??
OMG! they are! lmao!
Do you suppose the bride will stop by to borrow one later?
Ewww, I hope your wrong, and if your not, maybe this is her version of notches on a bed-post (“I’ll always keep a little bit of you with me”)
You know what, Burning Man photos shouldn’t be on this site because people go to Burning Man in order to be as eccentric as they wish to while they’re there without being ridiculed.
Shame on whoever criticizes these people in this photo for ANY reason whatsoever, they’re just having fun!
The “semi sheer” skirt on the left looks like it’s made of condoms. Am I crazy?
Photos taken at Burning Man are “owned” by Burning Man and are therefore not allowed to be published for public viewing without expressed consent of Burning Man. They have a legal team to handle all of that sort of stuff.
-Are those dozends of BABY DUCKS on the ‘bride’s’ head ?
Dead mice, actually. This dress has appeared before, somewhere in the depths of deviantArt.
Her hat is going to smell very bad, very soon. Ick.
Is it just me or does the topless girl’s skirt have tea bags hanging off of it?
Okay, how did ya’ll not notice that the “sheer skirt” is made of condoms…!!!?
Is it just me or is it totally gauche when your backpack doesn’t match your opera gloves and spork skirt? For shame!
Oh man.. I totally thought the fail of this photo was the dress until the second time….
I love looking at Burning Man outfits- they’re always so imaginative.
That said, both outfits are actually a little conservative for Burning Man, even if both are in the wedding party.
That man has hangers!
MOTHERF*CKING IDIOT!!! SHE SHOULD GO TO HELL! DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT OTHER ANIMALS WERE NOT PUT ON EARTH TO PLEASE HUMANS!! GO TO HELL MOTHERF*CKER AND BURN FOR ETERNITY! IF I EVER SEE SOMEONE WEARING THAT F*CKING HAT I WILL KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR F*CKING ASS!
Nurse! More meds for this one!
ok. sorry. I is calm now.
sorry. But just LOOK at how many baby ducks died for that hat
Footnote: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Also, what are you going on about?
Also, animals are tasty and all belong on a dinner plate. And fur is soft and fun to wear. Cows taste good.
I’ve seen the hat in person. Those are not real critters. Chill.
And yeah, at Burning Man, everyone is beautiful because thy’er being themselves. No one gives a damn about being picture perfect.
And yeah, this photo shouldn’t be on here without permission from BMORG and the person pictured. Oh wait, I know who to contact.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the hat!!!!!!!!, Damn it I love the whole outfit! She looks chic. And I’m guessing more baby chick have died over the years from chicken hawks than hats. (I typed as i slipped on my panda lined Uggs.)
Did anyone notice the Sporks hanging off what seems to be the brides dress?! The skirt is made of them…
At first glance it looked like her hat was made of baby owls!
Or maybe they all got tired of flying and just decided to rest there.
This is obviously a tribute to Alanis Morissettes “Ironic”! -..it’s like 10 000 spoons (or sporks) when all you need is a knife..-
those are definitely Sporks not spoons
um, this isn’t a wedding, you sillies. burning man photos do not really belong here.