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Groom: This is what I’d look like if I was delivering our child.
Bride: WTF are you doing??
Groom: I’m just being very calm and collected. I’m providing my lady with the love and support she needs.
Bride: PLEASE STOP NOW. Just take the garter off my leg! You’ve been down there for over six minutes!!!
Groom: Hey, this ritual means different things to different people. I’m having a moment right now. Don’t take that away from me.
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Look at his pants; those are military stripes.
“Wait until you my ‘artillery piece’, babe!”
Not bragging or nothing but I’m well used to seeing that expression. For the avoidance of doubt I don’t mean the face of a woman in ecstacy but the face of a serious man concentrating.
By the way, what’s the deal with the garter thing? We asked Chris Easter from http://www.themanregistry.com to explain American weddings but he didn’t touch on the garter – http://bit.ly/aEvlwR
“Dad, stop it! That’s what my husband is supposed to do!”
The mouse snapped his trap shut, apparently.
Acting like he never did that to her before. See the look of confidence on his face. He has plowed that field before.
Is he wearing Han Solo’s pants?
The garter represents the bride’s virginity, here symbolically removed by the groom. (I know this sounds odd, but in some cultures, the bride and groom must provide the blood-stained sheets from the honeymoon to verify the bride’s virignity.)
what if they dont bleed
then they ain’t a virgin honey…someone lied to you…
Really because i didnt bleed when i first had sex and i was a virgin so some people wont bleed
It is actually relatively easy to break your hymen from activities not relating to losing your virginity.
If you’re a girl and you’ve ever done serious horse riding? There’s a good chance you’ve already broken it.
Exactly
She might be a virgin, but despite his looks, I doubt he is.
for some really odd reason the bride looks like a kid to me o.O probably cause of how small she looks..
am i the only one who sees the girl in the background touchdown celebrating????
Don’t grab the tampon string by mistake.
Idk about you guys, but I don’t even talk to people online if they can’t spell correctly. Huge pet peeve. I imagine that a lot of their Tweets read like, “Hay! Wut r u up 2?” *shivers*
BTW, how boring was that wedding and how awkward did they look? LOL! Was it the first time they had met?
The best part is the chick in the back like “Awwww Yea!”
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Leave it to a Marine…