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Yikes. Is this like an unintentional Gulf oil spill metaphor? The dolphins weren’t even made to look like they’re smiling. Instead they look like they just ate some bad sushi and took in a screening of The Cove. What kind of marine life enthusiast serves this at their wedding? I feel sad and hunger-free.
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Is he creating a romantic Lite Brite design under there? Is he about to put on a hard hat? WTF is that glow? Whatever is going under there seems to be impressing him. Maybe she got an extra special UV vajazzle? I suppose it’ll remain their little secret.
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Let’s see…we’ve got some table seating cards, a refreshing watering station, a couple of lit candles to set the mood, a few gifts….and a pickaxe.
I see a couple of bags that are no doubt filled with Crate & Barrel dishware or fancy picture frames, but really, who needs more of that sh*t? What a newly married couple needs is a pickaxe. Like my crazy Aunt Phyllis used to always say, “A sharp pickaxe in the front closet will keep you honest!” Maybe the person offering this very special gift grew up with that expression, too.
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The fact that there’s an emcee for this race/game is making incredibly jealous that I didn’t attend. Could anything be better than this? What’s next, a breakdancing battle after the cake cutting? Keg stand competition for everyone ages 65 and up? I’m extremely interested.
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Bridesmaids, kids…c’mon, now, everyone lend a hand. This train ain’t stoppin’! I’ve got my crown fastened, my hair extensions are all in place, my hand’s on my hip — it’s time for me to get married! Nobody drop my dress train until I say so. I didn’t get this thing custom made just so it can be dragged on the dirty ground, did I??
[ed. note: Why are the bridesmaids also wearing white? I'm no traditionalist but isn't that kinda weird? Is it so they don't clash with the bride's train while she's walking down the aisle?]
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I appreciate hired photographers who embrace those ripe moments (heh) during a wedding. If every picture came out perfectly posed and framed, it would be boring. You gotta have a sense of humor. And sometimes that means faking out the couple and pretending to get a good shot of their cake, which happens to include a giant set of pears, which happen to be sitting right in front of the bride’s chest if taken from a certain angle.
Something tells me this is one of those pictures the bride and groom will laugh about and cherish forever. And hey, if they don’t, at least I will. Who puts two huge pears on top of their wedding cake anyway?
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Wedding trailers have become super trendy and I kinda love them. Screw the “fairytale” image of yore typically associated with weddings and their princess brides with tiaras and diamonds and lavish bows. Half of all marriages end in divorce anyway, right? Bring on the explosions, cliched trailer-speak (“In a world…”) and witty jokes!
Weddings are supposed to be FUN. What’s fun about a plain white wedding invitation with curly font lettering? Nothing. What’s fun about an action-packed trailer starring the bride and groom as badasses? Everything.
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