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Groom: “Do you need any help tightening the nuts, honey?”
Bride: “You know what, Bob? I would make a “That’s what she said” joke right now except it wouldn’t be funny. Thanks for approximately zero help.“
Groom: “Does that mean you’re upset with me? Are we not still going to Olive Garden? I was really looking forward to eating a basket of their buttery rolls.”
Bride: “No, we’re still going to Olive Garden. Just gimme a minute and this baby’s as good as new. Do me a favor and locate your dignity on the way back to the front passenger seat.”
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LOL. Great picture and captions!
Meh, I always think it’s awesome when there’s gender reversal. But, I wouldn’t go this far in that dress.
…Olive Garden serves breadsticks, not rolls.
I was gonna mention that, too….
I’d say this was a staged picture. Still awesome.
No you don’t say
In all fairness, I DID change a tire this year while my husband looked on … with his broken hand in a cast!! I have no idea what would make a woman want to change a tire in a wedding dress. I dont even know why you would pose a fake picture to look like thats what she was doing. ???
I hate changing flat tires. I only had to change one once all by myself, and that was enough for me.
That’s gotta be staged. No way would a bride change a tire in her wedding dress – it wouldn’t stay clean! Now if the picture showed her in her skivvies with the dress in the back seat, I’d believe it.
How outrageous ! ! ! She didn’t get him a beer before changing that tire ? ? ?
That was more my impression. “Woman, you’re my wife now. YOU do it, and quick.”
THAT comment made the whole thing absolutely perfect!! LOL
Thanks for that perfectly-timed laughter.
Now THAT’S FUNNY!
that’s not a sandwich!
Emasculation begins long, long, before the wedding day.
Bride: “oh honey?”
Groom: ” yes pumpkin?”
Bride: ” hand over your man card…”
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This is why everyone should learn how to change a tire as a condition of getting a drivers license.
Oh, for God’s sake. Why *shouldn’t* the woman be the one who knows how to fix the tires? They’re *both* formally dressed, they’re *both* inconvenienced by the flat. If a man’s only source of masculinity is in his wife’s incompetence, he’s got bigger problems.
I’m guessing that the AAA guy took the picture after changing the tire, because one of them thought it would be funny and asked him nicely, and he agreed. It would make sense, as a way to relieve the stress of having a flat tire on your way to wherever on your wedding day, to remember the incident with a laugh instead of a cringe. It sounds like something I would have suggested, had it happened to me. (and I am a woman who knows how to change a tire, and I definitely would have changed clothes first!)
er.. I would have changed clothes to change the tire, not to stage the hilarious picture.