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“OK, ladies, I haven’t ever asked you for much over the years, but on my wedding day can you please, please make sure your skin is bright orange to complement mine? Just double the instructional use of your favorite bronzer and then spend three-four times as long in the tanning bed every day for a week. It shouldn’t take long!
Oh, and most importantly, please make sure none of you goes for a “burnt sienna” color, because that’s what color I’ll be. Love you all like sisters! Kisses!”
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The Bride’s kind of dark I guess…. but is this really a wedding fail?
That is what you call “kind of dark”? She’s orange! Her chest and face are glowing orange and her arms are not!
I agree. The bride appears to be part oompa-loompa.
Does that bride have a mustache?
Not yet, but by tomorrow…
… I will have struck again!
I admire the one on the bottom right. Although purely in the sense she refused to participate.
She’s the one they didn’t tell because they don’t like her. *sigh* Women and their cliques…
What?? These girls don’t look bad–at least not bad enough for the wedinator! I don’t think they belong on this site! The only too-bronze one is the bride.
Jenny, step away from the bronzer. You have lost perspective.
the title is obv false then
I think the funniest part is that they’re wearing a natural, neutral color dress, then did THAT to their skin. Honestly, more vivid dress colors and you wouldn’t realize how orange some of them look.
Thank goodness the dresses aren’t blue though – that would really make the orange stand out even more!
Did they run out of makeup and just substitute the residue from the bottom of a Cheetos bag?
What is wrong with the top left one’s eye-liner? She clearly forgot to bronze her face, but then she decides to make up for it in eye makeup? Not cool.
Also, surprised the Farrah Fawcett hair-style made an appearance. What decade is this?
And my mother wonder why I refuse her “gift” of spray tanning. Ugh.
You could almost think it was a lighting issue, except at least the girl in front kept her orange-ing to a modest pale tangerine, so she sets the other girls off and makes you realize “Oh holy god, no, that really is what their skin looks like.” In a word: gross.
better not to tan. than to risk skin cancer. and they are finding more and more tanning-cancer linkages than before. no matter how careful the folks think they are being in tanning
years ago tanned skin was considered to be horrible and the alabaster skin tone was highly desirable. since only poor trash were tanned and the richer folks were making sure their skin was pale.
That was because the poor had to work outside all day, and those of leisure stayed indoors. I think we’re about to come full circle, though, in a purely volitional way.
Did no one else notice the girl on the right looks like Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
The bride looks like she’s from India…
you know, I can’t figure out what nationality that bride is, cause dang, she is so ORANGE!
Oompa Loompa for her ancestry I bet
I can just see them in a few years from now….
Sorry ladies that I wanted you to be tanned. sorry we are all now taking chemo for the skin cancer we all have now…….
but you get to pay for your own chemo. since the wedding is now looong over. I do not have to pay for a single cent towards your medical bills for being soooo stupid to have followed my orders about your tanning.
You don’t get orange from tanning beds – you get orange from self-tanners (spray tans, lotions, etc.) Not that I condone tanning beds!
at least a couple of these gals are sporting tan lines. look near the neck area.
The bride looks just as ugly as Megan Fox.
Bridesmaid on the top right is hot…
They’re gonna look like old ladies when they’re getting chemo at age forty!
I grew up in an area obsessed with tanning and “fitting in,” and no one understood why I refused to tan—I look hideous if I had anything darker than light cream. Whether you’re tan or not, you have to look at least somewhat natural to look good.
And while they look like hairless cats when they’re dying slowly and painfully of skin cancer at age 45, I’m gonna look beautiful when I go ot in a rain of bullets! LOOK WHO’S COOL NOW?
its not a REAL tan. its fake, thats why theyre orange, duhhh
I meant “*out* in a rain of bullets…”
she is very tan but i don’t think she looks that bad at all…….definately not enough for wedinator. i have seen far far worse.
Really? They “don’t look bad”? Are you serious? They. are. orange. One of them is even pulling off “orange raccoon”. I agree I’ve seen worse, but holy jeebus why did “absolutely everything must look totally unnatural and over done” ever become trendy?
anyone notice the one on the left tanned everywhere but her face?
I’m so used to being horrified by overuse of self-tanning lotion that all I can say is, “She made her bridesmaids wear BEIGE?!”
Does anyone remember QT? The stuff that made the palms of your hands turn orange?
Unflattering flash bulb is unflattering.