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I feel really put off by this dude. I know I don’t know him, and will probably never meet him, but he scares me. His boy band gelled hair, the expression on his face and that hand are all going to haunt my nightmares for weeks on end. He reminds of this guy, only creepier, somehow. I guess congratulations are in order? If only the happy couple had come with a security detail…
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Perhaps someone’s jealous old boyfriend?!? D=
He reminds me of Ross from Friends.
I thought exactly the same thing as soon as I saw him!
What, why?!
I didn’t think of it until you mentioned it, but WOW, he really does. Now THAT is creepy…
Yeeaaahh… I’m wondering where his other hand is… and I wish to hell I weren’t. >_<
WTF is wrong with the bride, she is hot, I guess the groom must whip out beauty out of the wallet, ha ha
I agree.. he must be loaded
Creepy dude is Sméagol — and soon he will have his precious forever…
what I want to know is how a fatty like that guy got a cute blonde? He must have a wonderful personality… or lots of money
The two women we can see are flawlessly gorgeous. The groomsmen are decidedly metrosexual. How does fat-dude-with-a-buzz-cut even know these people, much less get one to marry him?
I was thinking the same thing… it is like something out of “The King of Queens”… (watching a shark-jumping competition). The thought that it is a unusual twist on ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ crossed my mind.
JDR – … don’t be jealous just because you are ugly and poor… actually… go ahead and be jealous
shadowgirl – … and that’s why you’ll be divorced in two years… or why you aren’t married now. Either way you won’t be happy and I will laugh. Schadenfreude.
Kim – … so apparently not only are romantic relationships purely based on looks, but also friendships… I sure hope you keep your comments strictly to the internet because if you say that to someone in person, they may just punch you in the face and break your nose… then no one will want to even talk to your ugly face, right?
MD Reality is calling.. do you think any cute blonde girl wants to grow up “I wana marry an ugly fat guy that has a wonderful personality!” c.c
I suspect the creepy guy is the developmentally-disabled sibling of either the bride or the groom.
Why does everybody always assume that if it isn’t looks it is money. There are people in the world who actually aren’t that shallow and choose who they want to marry based on the person’s beliefs and compatibility
Bwahahaha! Good one, hm!
well, everybody defending the hot girl with fat dude pairing are just better people than me. I couldn’t get over it…i mean isnt sex a part of a healthy relationship? Also, if he’s rich how does that help anything? All his money will get eaten up by food and the inevitable ER and open-heart surgery bills…how can you love someone that doesnt respect themselves?
Jesus. Christ. People.
I can’t stand the “ranking” idea of relationships. That a beautiful person is in some sort of “top tier” and therefore should always be paired up with another beautiful person… or if not beautiful, they’d better be super rich or talented!
That implies that us average-looking sods had to “make do” with somebody less than we desire. Bullshit.
People pair up based on the circles they move in, the interests they have in common, and the way their personalities mesh. Sure, physical attractiveness may spark an initial interest, but that’s temporary, and hardly necessary. I can think of loads of people I know where one is more stereotypically attractive than the other. They seem absolutely fine with that.
…still, at least all this makes a change from judgemental comments on women’s bodies.
whether they’re getting married for love or for money, neither of them look thrilled with it…
The groom here looks exactly like me. Like, so much like me that I wondered for a moment how my wedding photo got up on this site. Then I realized that’s not my wife. And I don’t know any of those people. And I’ve never worn a white tie with a white shirt.
I’d love to find out who this guy is so I can compare photos and find out if I have a missing twin.
poor bride… she never saw it coming.
The guy on the right looks as if he knows a secret and then it makes me wonder where his other hand is.
There is a decidedly possessive look about him. Very creepy.
looks like david schwimer, or however you spell his name.
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