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Is that the World’s Thinnest G-String? And is he wearing 42 layers of Maybelline Charcoal Smoke eye shadow?
It looks like the bride is rather enjoying her groom in the buff. Their love doesn’t need much — just a killer tattoo artist and a few boxes of Twinkies. I appreciate that kind of raw passion. Sh*t’s beautiful.
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So….is the guy behind him going in for a pinch?
The first ever documented wedding between a human and a neo-goth mer-man?
More importantly… what is the guy behind him doing?!
Hahaha I know! That’s what I was thinking, but I’m pretty sure he’s holding up a little black digital camera. So – he’s taking a picture of the butt??? I love this photo.
Isn’t that that Russian guy with the fangs and his nipples tattooed to look like snake eyes?
Holy hell, it is him! http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/but_can_you_breathe_fire_drago.php
pretty sure it’s this guy..
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2007/08/16/bodybuilding-in-russia/
I was thinking about that… freaky. o.o
Photographing lizard man’s butt cheeks? Maybe he has a plumbers crack thing…
Just checked out the whole album of them… yeah he’s got a TINY TINY TINY package. He’s in the closet and she doesn’t know it.
Honey, that’s no closet. That’s more like the front window at Macy’s. I can only assume whatever his sexual preference/gender identity, that the bride is cool with it.
(Re: package size. No kidding. I will be kind and assume that it’s very, very cold water he’s standing in there.)
Wait – what? Is there a correlation between a small package and homosexuality, or am I reading into that comment a line of reasoning that isn’t intended?
Yeh i don’t understand the connection, I don’t think you can increase your peen size naturally, no matter how bad but…yikes I did think that was very small.
It took a whole five for you?
I am very, very, VERY sorry that I checked out that album
What is going on with his lips, and his teeth, and… well what’s NOT been modified on him??
“well what’s NOT been modified on him??”
His wiener.
No, gamer girl, his weiner has been modified by anabolic steroids.
Steroids will do that to your “package”
I think his bra would be bigger than her’s though.
The groom’s “business associate” is about to start the fine tradition of playing grab-ass with the groom.
This guy is a famous Russian bodybuilder. I just can’t come up with his name.
http://news.bmezine.com/2007/08/16/russian-bodybuilder-with-a-unique-look/
I think the guy behind him is holding a BLACK camera and is trying to take a picture. You can’t see the camera because it kinda blends in with the background.
Yeah, if you look closely at the shadow on the tablecloth, there’s something in his hand.
I just had an awful thought. What if he isn’t the groom? He seems to dress this way just for the hell of it.
Maybe he’s the father of the bride? LOL!
On the positive side he did shave his head for the occasion….that does seem to make him look a bit more like a butch tattooed man than a drag queen with a teeny wiener…
See, kids, this is what happens to one’s penis when you over-use the steroids.
If that’s the same guy then he added to his tattoos and modified the ones he had. His nipple tattoos are not the same.
Same guy, lots more tats since the early photos.
His name is Sasha Shpak. His boobs got HUGE.
http://acidcow.com/pics/11616-the-most-weird-looking-bodybuiler-of-russia-19.html
He looks like he’s from Rocky Horror Picture show.
His name is Sasha XD Isn’t that a girl name?
He is not the groom. He is a Viking that is in the middle of raiding the wedding and stealing the bride…to eat later.
It was his wedding…
http://acidcow.com/pics/11616-the-most-weird-looking-bodybuiler-of-russia-19.html
He looks like a professional wrestler.
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Might be the gayest thing i’ve ever seen…. His two meathead friends are way more exited than the bride.
I’d never talk shit to this guy in person
In person? I’m afraid to diss him HERE!