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Oh no they did NOT make their guests use a half-assed-decorated Porta-Potty and that cheap toilet paper that costs less than a pack of gum. What kind of party are these people trying to throw? The kind that induces nausea?
Clearly this photo did not come out of the Porta-Potty Wedding Catalogue. This was taken by a guest who took one look at the bathroom digs and went, “EW. I need to take a picture of this hole of destruction.” If it were me, I’d do the same thing.
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Part of me wants an outdoor wedding just so I can use a fancy porta-potty…
Ummm…. when my mother and step-father married (out in the middle of nowhere–literally– it was in the desert) they had to get a port-a-potty. It was that or hand the guests a shovel and send them off to find a secluded spot. We lined the path to it with glow sticks and gave each guest a flashlight with their “program”.
I have to agree, that beats not having facilities at all!
We didn’t decorate it, but we provided LOTS of those packets of anti-bacterial hand wipes.
Damn skippy it’s better than nothing at all! Sure, it’s not the optimal situation, but at least it’s clean and no one gets to giggle at you for falling on your face while trying to squat over a log! lol
I have been to not one but TWO weddings where well-behaved guests were barred from otherwise tasteful homes and redirected to portapotties. If people were that worried that wedding guests were going to steal the teaspoons, they could’ve just hired an “attendant.” It is just sad seeing somebody’s great aunt with a cane trying to negotiate a portapotty.
I honestly don’t think it’s got anything to do with people stealing. It’s playing with fire to expect the pipes to hold if you have 50+ people all using one or two bathrooms inside a house, especially those with septic tanks or older pipes. It’s less about teaspoons, and more about sewage back up and floods, which would get in the way of the whole “tasteful home” thing.
Exactly. For my engagement party, it was held outdoors quite a bit from the house, so having people trek up a hill every time they needed to use the bathroom was out of the question. Plus, we knew our septic tank couldn’t handle it. We decorated ours with a reed diffuser and lights, and it was a nice one with a flushable toilet and running water for the sink. My fiance’s grandma, who likes to critique every bathroom she goes in, approved!
Why is there a motion detector in a porta-pottie?
It looks like there’s a light up top, usually portapotties are ominously dark, even in the daytime, so I’m guessing it was connected to the light? *shrugs*
Why. Bother.
Hey, for any outdoor event involving large numbers this is a crazy-posh porta-loo. Not just the weird decorative chandelier-stylee stuff… but there’s actual _loo roll_… and — extra bonus — it’s STILL WRAPPED!
I had a relative get married in a field w/ 300 guests camping, & believe me, it was a bring-your-own-loo-roll / hold-your-nose-or-go-in-the-hedge situation.
Better than the guy who called the Jim Rome Show claiming he and his old lady went into a port-a-potty to make love.
I was at an event that hired the CADILLAC of porta potties that looked just like this one. Let me tell you, if I ever organize an event needing PAP I will certainly find out who they were and hire them. These people knew customer service! There was air freshener, a current newspaper, a selection of magazines, a light that operated off a solar charged battery (I asked), all the ‘comforts’ of home! If I wasn’t working I’d never want to leave. They even had the sparkly glitter confetti inside like this one. Anyone know who supplied this ‘facility’?
I feel like there should be a Ke$ha joke in here somewhere…
Actually, the portapotties you rent for such events are clean and don’t smell bad at all! My friend’s reception was in her mom’s back yard, and the one bathroom in the ancient house couldn’t have handled all the bizness of that many people. There was one for men, one for women, and they even had simmering pot pourrie inside!
I used to go to a lot of pow-wows as a youngster, many of which didn’t have on-site plumbing. Honestly, Porta-Potties only really get grody during a multi-day event- for something like a wedding, they should stay fresh for the duration of the event if you have an appropriate number of them for the size of your guest list.
Dont you see that Ke$ha slept here?
She stole the porta- pottie and spewed glitter all over.
We had several porta potties at my wedding because that was all that was available. We had the reception outdoors at my parents’ farm, and there is no indoor plumbing anywhere nearby (except at neighbors’ houses, and none of them were invited). We did decorate the outside a little bit similar to this, and we also provided hand sanitizer, moisturizers, body sprays, and actually some bug spray too on a small table outside. I asked a number of people their opinions before doing this and no one thought it was distasteful.
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HA HA this is so epically awesome! I’m planning my wedding right now, and there was a wedding site I was on that offers toilet paper with little bride and groom’s on them.
cracks me up!