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Ah, now I see where the origin of the term “hot mess” came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the “extra fluff” setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.
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Well, that dress it’s a better excuse for not dancing than “I twisted my ankle”.
Total overkill. You have a serious problem when you look like you’re drowning in the remains of the Staypuff Marshmellow man. There must be a Ghostbuster around somewhere…
He’s yet to find out that there are several ex-boyfriends crouching under there.
I can almost hear the bridesmaids coughing and gasping for air.
This dress is horrid and so is the tiara! Any bride who thinks she needs to have a tiara that big must be a real bridezilla.
Oh my! is all that stuff really part of the dress?
I think the dress just ate the flower girl. Her dad must have needed a machete just to get in the shot.
ORANGE.
She really went overboard with everything!
lol: orange: she had a whole theme to her wedding: cinderella. Her llittle page boy wore a white suit with orange tie, she was driven to the church in a glass looking carriage thing….There have been several pictures of her wedding on wedinator already.
A pikey wedding in Galway…look it up
I was going to say… She looks like a US Irish Traveler girl, but I guess there’s not much difference between the two. Quite a few of them have made it onto Wedinator, too.
I don’t remember Cinderella being illuminous orange or having a dress the size of England… I’m not surprised there are other pictures of her up here!
England’s not actually that big!
How many times are you going to post pictures of this horrid wedding? I JUST finished my perscription for my bleeding eyes from the last time!
Can I borrow your prescription? Or your drugstore?
this another traveller wedding then i take it, bit of overkill but at least she is nice looking.
@Really
They’re actually different weddings. Same theme. Different brides. Be afraid.
Chavs. If they didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Otherwise, whose wedding would we make fun of?
Not chavs. Irish travelers. Two different beasts.
Yeah, chavs are somewhat slightly more sophisticated, in that they only WISH they were Irish travellers.
She’s also orange.
I hereby issue a challenge that will make tending this blog much more difficult: no more Traveller weddings. They’re just too easy to target! LOL
1. Is this another one of those “Big, Fat Gypsy Wedding” pictures?
2. What would you recommend the bride do with this dress after the wedding is over? I’m thinking curtains. Very long, sparkly curtains.
It’d be funny to see the “Trash the Dress trend” pictures… spanning the whole week it would take to destroy this monstrosity.
Proof that money does not buy class.
Oh lord. Now I have that irritating song by Countess Luann Delesseps stuck in my head.
And no it doesn’t.
It can buy a better class of enemy though!
I want to jump on her dress. Wouldn’t that be fun?
No, because you’d drown in it, your last words cut of by waves of satin, your last sight an annoying square foot of nothing but sequins. BUT, if it didn’t kill you, yeah. It would be fun. UBER FUN.
Wheeeeeee! …Ack, I’m DROWNING! HEEEEEELP!
From the looks of the bride vs the groom, she can have things however she wants & he would tolerate it. He’s not ashamed to be seen with her in that redonkulous dress because she’s way younger than him, and much less fugly.
That’s her father.
I thought he was the lifeguard. That’s a heck of a lot of dress for one girl to haul around.
Apparently after paying for the wedding, there wasn’t enough money left for dad to buy a shirt with a collar big enough for his neck. A new tie wouldn’t have gone astray either. Aaagh.
I think the dress could double as an air castle for the kiddies at the reception.
A prime example of too much money and not enough taste.
these people rarely have “too much” money…when a baby girl is born pretty much everything is saved for her wedding (because wow, you can tell these people don’t go to school. ever.) the rest of the time they tend to live in caravans or mobile homes…
tackyweddings.com got inundated by pikeys after mocking a couple of their weddings. Needless to say, my IQ went down at least 30 points after deciphering their comments. Despite their protests, I’m still convinced their dresses, orange-ness, and actually their entire wedding culture are still fugly as shit.
Oh I KNOW the dress is so, so tacky and gaudy as hell, but I still like it! Yeah yeah, how old am I, ten? It’s not something I would wear, but it’s just so sparkly and in-your-face. i enjoy looking at it. Also, on an unrelated note, her dad looks like Bill Murray.
did anyone else notice… ‘Dad’ has his arm tucked under her’s… wrong way around. Did I hear someone mention more $ does NOT = more class. My daughter’s b/f knows more about etiquette.
OH, I ~love~ the fake & bake tan… or is that one of those spray on jobs?!
would be funny if she sat on a pin.
Everything you need to know about this ridiculous dress:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-392107/The-25-stone-wedding-dress.html
…she’s 16 years old, no wonder I half thought this was a quinceanera too.
This is in Ireland?
I was going to say Jersey.
i must admit though.. despite the horrific overkill.. i kindda like the top and the gloves
Does it come with Swarovski encrusted Depends?
Speaking of drowning in a garment. I’m pretty sure I can see the top of the flower girl’s head going under back there.
If this is the one I think it is, then they actually had to remove several layers of her gown just to fit her through the church door. And yes, its a travelers wedding.
She was featured in a British Glamour magazine article on bridezillas a couple of years ago. According to the article she was 16 years old and the dress was so heavy she had to be pushed up the aisle on a cart!
Anyone notice HIM? Is he the groom or her dad? He has a face like a boiled ham.
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I would crush that ass anyday any colour!!
It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!
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