Submitted by: JesusLives via Submit Page
Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura’s twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride’s dress!!)
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Maybe that’s her father? I hope… sort of…
That guy’s not even getting laid on his wedding night.
I thought I clicked on PoorlyDressed.com when I first saw this.
I wonder what she saw in him in the first place.
The heck you say. The groom’s in a clean t-shirt, maybe even Brand New. Those are good sunglasses. And neither of them have visible tattoos. I’ll bet the Maid of Honor next to her is her 9 year old daughter.
I just want to know what’s up with the day-glo sea urchin boutonniere.
It’s probably part of a fishing lure that broke off!
It looks like she’s been crying and/or is about to cry. And not for joy.
Run, girl. No one will blame you.
They look like they’ve been really alarmed by some of the terms and conditions the vicar has laid out in front of them.
I can’t help but think he looks like Matt Frewer in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
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That’s Jeb Ventura (yes, Ace’s twice removed redneck cousin).. we don’t let him out much. He must have escaped
That guys is short a few chromosomes…let’s all hope they don’t spawn!
He’s wearing a vegetable!
She doesn’t look very happy about it, does she? Hardly surprising . . .
This is what happens when you marry someone for their Social Security benefits.