Submitted by: Danny
So the theme is “Wear Whatever the F*@k You Want”? Because I’m all in favor if it results in a fascinator with a tiny hat, hot pink beaded dress and mustard-colored Native American suede vest with multiple layers of fringe. The only thing that sucks about this picture is that it isn’t panoramic. And that I can’t do a quick shot of whiskey with this bride’s old man.
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Is that a goat behind the father of the bride and was it part of the wedding party?
it is a DOG…..
Since when do dogs have hooves?
maybe it’s wearing dog-shoes. *shrugs*
It’s a dog, it’s paws are just hidden in the grass. I grew up on a goat farm, and goats do not have ears, necks, or body structures like that. You can kinda make out his paw behind the old guy’s leg.
Is that a goat behind dad? AWESOME
Is That a goat? why is there a goat?
Maybe the goat is dinner or the dowry…
You sure that’s her dad and not the groom?
Did anybody notice the lady in the background taking a picture? She looks like she is wearing a too-tight nightgown.
As for the father of the bride-when he found out what his daughter was wearing to the ceremony, he decided to go with the theme.
Is there a goat at her wedding?
And what’s that in the background? A goat?
Anyone else have Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” running through their head now?
I have! They are gipsies 100%.That figures.
Honestly, at first blush I thought Amy Winehouse was getting hitched.
You forgot to mention whatever the woman in the back is wearing.
this lady could have been one of the bridesmaids
I think Dad would look way more awesome if he was wearing a bolo tie!!
Well, at least we do get the questionable animal and the lady who does NOT fit into her dress in the picture as well. I do wish we had more of this one.
Isn’t it the groom? Only the groom wheres a flower that’s the same as the ones in the brides boquet?
Do you think they really followed protocol on who wears what flowers?
Y’know, if you’re gonna, make sure you wear it well! And they do. Seriously, while I don’t think I could ever wear a dress in that color, I think she’s pulling it off pretty well. I think she coulda kicked up the colors in her flowers a little more though, they almost seem pale in comparison.
OMG…some people are unbelievable they are clearly Native Americans.
They are Ojibwa? Notice the flowers on the vest.
They are Ojibwa? Notice the flowers on the vest.
I don’t think that’s a goat, maybe a pig?
And did anyone else notice the elementary school chair wrapped in ivy? Try to imagine 10 rows of that.
Is the bride Amy Winehouse?
The goat makes this perfect.
They are British “travellers”, sort of like gypsies but I don’t think they are Roma. They are married very young in huge, overdone ceremonies, but interestingly tend to stick together and divorce rate is low. It looks tacky to us I guess but it’s their culture. I’ve seen pics where the dress is so big they could barely fit the groom into the picture.
I’m confused :/ Are they native americans or gypsies? Or just a native american father/lady in the background and a gypsy bride? It could happen…
…on Halloween? I think they are either “travelers” or gypsies as the people above suggested. Either that or just a really tackalicious couple.
ok… not trying to be stereotypical.. but the high cheek bones on both father and daughter lead me to the conclusion they are infact native american. thus the father wears this vest of awesomeness…
Hmmm. I don’t know about that…I have high cheek bones and I’m not Native American. Plus, a lot of people admire Native American artwork, clothing, jewelry, etc. Perhaps the person who submitted the photo could shed a little light on our lovely couple? Only then can we put the debate to rest!
Given the “commod bod” on the woman in the background, I’m going with Native American.
Also, they seem too dark to be Travellers and a Roma woman would never wear something as short or tight as the woman in the background.
lets just pray thats her dad
The dress looks like something ballroom barbie might wear, the flowers look plastic and the hair extensions look like they were just ripped off a horse’s arse.
Srsly, what is so hard about buying good quality extensions? Instead of 3 dollar horse hair monstrosities like this?