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This was the first dance from the Fantasy themed wedding that was featured on TLC’s, “Say Yes to the Dress” and on E!’s “The Soup”. It’s also kind of…..poorly executed? I mean, hello: Mortal Kombat is awesome because you can rip someone’s leg off and beat them senseless with it. I see none of that here.
Plus, wouldn’t the groom want to choreograph the fighting sequence so that it looked like he kicked everyone’s ass? Instead it looked like he got pummeled by a couple of cheap sticks. What a letdown 
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That was cringeworthy. I died a little inside watching that.
that’s what she said
Neat idea, baaaaaaad execution.
that’s also what she said
Wow that was awkward to watch. Now what is the deal with her hair?
really??? pirate vs. ninja on the dance floor? Poor pirate groom looked like he was flailing his arms and legs hoping for a hit! Yep Pablo25, I died a little too……..
Damn those ninjas. They should’ve finished the job! (no offense pirate fans) Although the groom was very brave indeed to go up against three ninjas. Good job, all of you.
what is this i don’t even
was that space jam at the end?
Very poor execution overall. Could have at least tried to make it look a little realistic. Sheesh.
Yeah, that was bad.
At least it was original.
WC, original would have been the BRIDE kicked their @$$. Not cringing back like the wussy leading female of some cheesy bodice ripper
That poor bride
Oh God. I had to stop watching it. Like he wasn’t insufferable enough with his cape, mask and arm outstretched in victory but then to add a cheesily choreographed fight scene.
He made the Mortal Kombat song uncool. That was so many types of awful.
I couldn’t watch the whole thing either. So sad. So painful.
“At least it original” ? I would take traditional over that mess any day!
that was choreographed? looked like they were just wildly flailing at eachother.
and if you’re going to do something like that, why not have a really good pirate costume? as opposed to First Mate Zorro?
I’m soooo sick and tired of all these “planned” events at weddings. First once i’d love to go to a wedding and not see the bride doing the thriller dance etc. Just want to go to a “normal” wedding for once
What is with her hair? is that real?
and talk about cheesy not to mention borderline stupid
I stopped watching after the “fight” ended. So-o-o-o-o-o bad.
And this is why some themed weddings should be set on fire.
That could of been so much better. The fight scene looked pathetic and why is he dressed like a pirate? Would of been much cooler (and made more sense) if he had dressed as Scorpion and done a better fight scene. Marrying Scorpion is so much hotter than marrying a dumb pirate.
Embarassing! I also had to stop watch.
Call me crazy or just a decent student of history but I think a pirate wouldn’t bother with the whole karate style of fighting. He’d rip out his cutlass and start hacking:) Messy, but effective against bamboo sticks and fancy footwork…
Yeah, Pirates use weapons. A cutlass, and often a sidearm or two…
Although if you want to get nitpicky with your history, technically the masked and pajama wearing ninja super warrior didn’t exist.
Once again, pirates defeat ninjas. Even if the choreography could use some work.
If you’re going to stage a fight scene you should really know more than 2 moves.
Isn’t the wedding supposed to be about the bride getting the attention? She gets shoved aside while her attention-whore husband steals the limelight.
At least, she perfectly hit the third ninja with the bottle of champagne!! Ahah…!
She saved the day…
Hmmm…gotta say, if I was the bride, I would have insisted the choreography include me ripping the bottom of my dress off and pummeling the crap out of one of those ninjas! No way the groom would get to push me in a corner and fake fight while I stand there and mime, “Oh no!” :p
mrspolarbear, that was my thought exactly! Why not have the bride and groom team up for some butt-kicking to start their new life together?
He looks like that guy from The Princess Bride, but I have no ide who she’s supposed to be.
I liked it though it really could have been done better… they looked like they ere having fun and that is all that matters
I dont know, the bride looked kinda embarrassed, or at least like she was just going along with it patiently
My wife actually had to prevent me from clawing my own eyes out after viewing this.
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
I get it, Princess Bride, love it!
This seriously bored me and made me sad.
That made my soul cry.
major fail on the grooms part. isn’t it kind of de-masculine-izing him to have his new wife kick the very fake ninja’s ass? either way, they tried. go miss bride!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow’s are all wrong.
This is quite stupid….stupid stupid,making a circus of your own wedding…stupid……..
omg… i laughed hysterically during the whole thing. Tears actually sprang to my eyes, this was so ridiculous… WTF are ninjas attacking a pirate? Apparently, to ward of ninjas, one must randomly kick their legs straight out in front of them, while swinging your arms around. Ever see the Simpsons episode with Bart and Lisa and their “don’t enter my space” arm and leg whirling? Yeah, it’s like that.
worst attempt at a fight scene EVARRRRRRRRGH!
That was terrible. Why is a guy dressed like a highway robber (no way a pirate) fighting (and I use the word loosely) blokes dressed like a hangman (no way ninjas) and getting his ass kicked – pathetic! The poorest execution of an idea ever!!!
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If he was a real pirate, he would have just pulled out a blunderbuss and shot all three of them. (Think first Indiana Jones movie, pirate-style)
And what’s with the mask? Is he Zorro or the Lone Ranger gone rogue?
An embarrassment to pirates and ninjas everywhere.
That dance is grounds for divorce.
Also, my grandmother is a better martial artist than that pirate-groom wanna-be.