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Damn girl. I know it’s your wedding day and all, but it is time. to put. the funnel. down. The tendrils that your hair stylist curled have lost their oomph. Your eye make-up is nowhere near your eyes. And that pretty white dress with ’80s puffy sleeves is about to get doused in Milwaukee’s Best Ice. Now’s the time to pop some Pizza Bites in the oven and call it a night. Remember, you have the rest of your life to party too hard.
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Brastrap alert! Brastrap alert!
Come ON! Could’nt she either
a) get a strapless number
b) pin the poofty sleeves up to the straps
and also anyone who parties that hard on their wedding day has obviously already had the wedding night
her make up is melting n making her eyes look nasty black…gross…
Even the light switch in the background looks embarassed.
Maybe its Halloween?
I agree. It’s a dated dress, which is popular for costume purposes (both for tackiness and because they’re cheap). Plus a bride would likely be accessorized.
This seems like it could be a Halloween picture, no? I refuse to believe that dress/hair would be worn seriously.
Maybe it’s a Halloween party?
Your husband is so happy he married such a classy lady.
Looks like a strange place to be for a wedding but hey each to their own O.O
I presume she has already had her honeymoon cause i don’t think she’ll be getting up in the morning.
I agree with Fanboy Wife. It has to be a Halloween party for sure!! At least I hope it was!!
At least she swallows.
I remember that moment on the wedding party. It’s 4 am and you are not drunk enough to keep up with the guests. No one will notice the makeup.
halloween theory thirded.
Maybe it’s a bachelorette party. The other person doesn’t look like they’re in costume, looks dressed up.
She has a real pretty mouth.
I concur with the Halloween theory. I think the makeup is supposed to be a black eye.
She could suck a golf ball through a reinforced garden hose.
I say real. And with this, we’re worried about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage?
I really hope this is Halloween..
even if it’s not halloween, who cares? why can’t a bride enjoy a nice beer funnel after “her biggest day”? the captioner is getting way too preachy
Shouldn’t something else resembling a hose be in her mouth by now?
I think it might be a divorce party. This was the dress she originally married the guy in, and now they are divorced. Therefore she is having a party with her best friends (the girls), where they get really really drunk. Maybe destroying the dress was supposed to be a part of it.
I agree. We did a divorce party for a friend of mine recently, where we all got dressed up and she wore the dress for half the night (before we hit the town). However, no beer funnels were involved, and her makeup wasn’t this horrendous.
she looks too young to’ve worn a dress like that… i don’t think they’ve made dresses with sleeves like that since at least the early 90s.
This could have been a token dress, rather than the real thing. Real dress may have been a family piece, or hired, or already sold on or given away.
its a prom dress
My concern is…is that her MOTHER holding the tube guzzling beer into her daughter’s mouth??? OMG, parent fail.
What is up with those Skeletor fingers holding the funnel?