Submitted by: dunno source
“Ehh, f**k it. Who needs chairs and a big fancy tent? Right now is about me, my bubbly and this sidewalk. No electric slide. No annoying mother-in-law telling me what to do and who to talk to. No awkward garter retrievals. It’s just me ‘n’ this bottle ‘n’ this wall. Believe it or not, my veil is surprisingly plush.”
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Why would you leave something like that at the alter?
I think it is more the “let’s pretend (or not pretend) we are hammered. Won’t that be a GREAT shot to show our grandkids!”
I have a minister friend who has refused to perform ceremonies where ANYONE has been drinking. He makes it very clear at the rehearsal. Several best men have been demoted and asked to remain outside.
What is with the surge of photos of brides looking like they are hammered? I have seen quite few on this site. This would not be something I would want in my weddign album. I am just saying.
No, no, no! This is your Hitchcock, murder-mystery bride, just taken from another angle. And she is awfully cute – posed – not hammered.
She probably just has an odd sense of humor. After seeing this, it’s what i want my own wedding pics to be like. =)
This is such a wonderful post-modern statement on marriage as an institution! I would love to find the photographer and BUY a decent sized print, preferably B&W or color washed. Any one with link to original or contact for the photog?
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On a less selfish note: does it look like she has a “gud dim right” to get drunk at her own wedding so “frap off”
like maybe they have been playing the chicken dance 1 too many times.
Or maybe the groom tried to shove a cake knife down her throat?
Or maybe Mom-zilla is looking for her?
Or maybe this is just an arranged marriage and working up the courage to pull the trigger (figuratively?)
Or maybe she needs a bridesmaid who loves her to come hold her trail in the porta-pottie?
There, did I get a reference in for all of the recent pictures?
For some reason, I think this pic is beautiful. Or it would be even more beautiful if she was standing bold instead of lying in the corner like a hobo. Despite of all that, I like this one.
I’d hit it!
It looks like a “flip side” statement… I mean, there you are, surrounded by friends, family, THEIR friends and THEIR family, your mind’s been tied up in details, precision, getting it right… There has to be that part of the mid that wants to scream, grab a bottle of bubbly off the reception table and just run off to the most remote, unlikely setting where it’s just you, tired of all the hoopla, if even for just a moment.
It’s like a visual representation of a brides “last minute cold feet”