Submitted by: Unknown
Yep, nothing to see here folks. Just a couple of crazy kids who strapped on accessories before getting married and decided to take a jog in the surf. After this they’re going to hop on their unicycles and juggle a few champagne flutes, which will be followed immediately by the first dance to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Totally normal.
Ever since the debut of “Jersey Shore” people have been quick to hate on the garden state. But livin’ and lovin’ in New Jersey has its perks.
Case in point: An unidentified couple was having their engagement photos taken on the Jersey shore when apparently Bruce Springsteen strolled by and offered to serenade (and photobomb) the shoot. Now that’s the kind of “Situation” I can get behind! *Zing!*
More pictures at the source.
Source: Blogness on the Edge of Town Via: The RFT
Submitted by: Unknown
“That’s it…yep, a little to the right…hand me the socket wrench?… Hmm, gee, this is becoming more difficult than I thought it would be. Could someone give me some light down here? I can’t see anything! It’s just a fluffy maze of skirt and lace and whatever else these dresses are made of. Good lord, how did this become a tradition? It’s more of a cruel joke if you ask me.”
Submitted by: Paulina
Apparently everyone wants to eat themselves. Well, OK, not literally, but you know what I mean. Everyone wants to eat miniature sugary replicas of themselves on their wedding day. Or at least, this couple does, and this couple did…and that’s basically everyone, right?
I want one now, that’s for damn sure. They’re so cute! And theoretical! And weird. All excellent terms to describe cake.
The groom says: “I proposed with this video, and she said yes, so I must’ve done something right! I took her to a karaoke club (where I had set things up in advance) and we sang in a private room for a little while. Then, while she went out to grab us a couple of drinks, I cued this video up and hit play when she came back. And the rest is history!”
OK, his approach is good. Creative, thoughtful, sincere. But I hope someone gives this rabbi both rapping and editing lessons as wedding gifts because it’s pretty hard to get through a solid four minutes of this video. By minute two I was contemplating what to have for lunch, and by minute three I was contemplating suicide tactics. That being said, what a sweetheart! Howie, your bride is a lucky woman. And your rapping wasn’t so bad for a rabbi. Mazel tov!
Related: Sweet Proposal Videos
Submitted by: Howie
Thanks to Urlesque, we now know who the top divorce lawyer is: Steven Miller. Not only does he speak the truth, he’s got two (yes, two) awesome websites to prove his worth: Divorce EZ and Divorce Deli. If you’re feeling down about your marriage and divorce is the answer, give him a call. I have a feeling you won’t regret it.
Thanks for the pro-tip, Urlesque!
Submitted by: Unknown
Something tells me Medieval Times is going to feature prominently in this wedding. And if they stayed true to the theme, it was probably a pretty good time. Giant turkey legs off the bone, leather flagons of mead…plus who can resist a celebratory blood pudding? Not me!! Congrats to the happy couple family!
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