Submitted by: Unknown
Take my dignity, take my sanity — hell, take the freakin’ house that I paid the down payment on after saving for at least four years — but DO NOT TAKE MY SAILBOAT. Take the money, the cat, the Emeril 20-piece pots-and-pans set…but the sailboat? No. Don’t even think about it. That’s just plain rude.
Submitted by: Unknown
Is this a “needle in a haystack” type of thing? She found love against the odds? Something tells me no. The bride and her friends just dreamed up this amazing photo shoot because they thought it made sense. Pitchfork, haystacks, a giant barn…and I’m guessing there’s gotta be some kind of animal manure laying around somewhere that fits into the scene. It’s stylized. But since when are wellies considered fashionable? Weird.
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Submitted by: GeekPrincess
Are they bringing Andre the Giant on their honeymoon?? ‘Cuuuuuuz that’d be awesome. At the very least I hope they find a castle to storm. Also, they couldn’t have made the lovely Buttercup just a wee bit lovelier? She looks a little vacant, like she took a sedative before the ceremony. Then again, who wouldn’t pop a Valium after all she’d been through? Maybe it’s historically accurate after all.
Submitted by: Unknown
You know how they say you should marry the person who could see yourself with even if you had poor health, no money and no prospects? Like if the world handed you a huge bag of horse manure you would still love each other and support each other until the day you die? Well, I kinda think this couple fits the bill. I also think if you ever want to find your true love all you need to do is shoot an imaginary set of pistols at yourself in a window, ’cause apparently it works really well. Try it!
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Submitted by: Unknown
…’cause if so, high fives all around! Although it looks like it might just be more Victorian? Mixed with a bit of gypsy? And perhaps also a little kabuki? OK, OK it’s not kabuki. But it does look fun. I especially love all the old keys on the groom’s (???) pocket. Nice touch.
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I like to think this was ACTUALLY projected during the ceremony. First and foremost I want to know if there’s a wig similar to this dude’s hair that I could purchase for Halloween. I feel like if there is, I’m going to put it on and never take it off.
What I like about it is that this is his wedding day – a day he and his beautiful bride will cherish forever. And this is the hair he chose to have on that day. It’s his subtle way of saying, “Baby, I stand here, before God and all of our family and friends, to say that I love you and I’ll always love you. AND that I’m making a lifelong commitment to this mullet. No matter what, you can count on me and my mullet to be there for you in good times and bad.” You really can’t ask for much more than that.
This is a three-part saga that involves Tumblr user KrisKristoffersonsBeard, his bride-to-be, Andrew W.K., and a whole lotta love. Let’s get started. First, Kris (if I may call him that) proposed to his girlfriend live on stage in front of 100+ people after his set was over:
Then he begged and pleaded with the Tumblr community to PLEASE do whatever it takes to get Andrew W.K.’s attention so he could potentially play the upcoming wedding. The Tumblr community was like, “No probs, we make dreams come true, Mr. K.,” and shortly thereafter a new post appeared:
Well, what do you think happened next? I’ll give you three guesses, and none of them can be, “Andrew W.K. is actually booked up and can’t make the wedding after all.” Because you KNOW that what really happened is this:
My work here is done.
Source: Tumblr
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