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“Bridalplasty”: The Worst TV Show You’ll Ever Watch

Sep. 16, 2010

Brought to you by the same people who created such fine programming as “The Surreal Life” and “Rock of Love” (don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it), “Bridalplasty” is a shocking new series that will air on E! and vividly haunt your dreams. The show will cross a wedding competition with extreme plastic surgery, and brides-to-be will compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures. FUN!

Here’s a lot more info:

“Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her “wish list.” She’s given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week’s episode.

One by one, the women are voted out by their competitors and, according to the show’s description, “possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride.”

The last bride standing will receive a “dream wedding,” where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom. “Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery,” E! said.

Celebrity surgeon Terry Dubrow (Fox’s infamous “The Swan”) will lend his expertise to the procedures, and celebrity bride Shanna Moakler (ex-wife of Blink-182′s Travis Barker) will host.”

My brain just exploded into thousands of tiny pieces. Gonna go find a surgeon to staple them back together.

Via: Hollywood Reporter

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There is NOTHING Greek Orthodox About That Wedding Dress, Lady

Sep. 16, 2010

Funny Wedding Photos - There is NOTHING Greek Orthodox About That Wedding Dress, Lady

Submitted by: Unknown

That is one fancy see-through ensemble! With the fur vest (??) and whatnot? Very ’90s-chic. I also get the feeling this is the real deal — the semi-slutty dress that all the crappy chain retailers model their semi-slutty dresses on. Someone went all out!

The truth is, I never understand the see-through thing. Lots of people do it and it’s usually not perceived as weird. Am I alone in thinking that one’s underwear isn’t necessarily meant to be seen?

Related: At Least Everyone Else Looks Good and Simply…Sheer

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Super Proposal: The Princess Will Be In Your Castle

Sep. 15, 2010

Funny Wedding Photos - Super Proposal: The Princess Will Be In Your Castle

Submitted by: alynch86

Hacking is fast becoming one of the most popular marriage proposal trends of our time. I give the trend a thumbs up, but damn, it’s getting hard to keep up with all of them! First there was the Halo proposal (featuring the proverbial “energy sword,” wink wink), then the Chrono Trigger proposal and now the Super Mario World proposal.

It makes sense, considering I basically feel the same way about my boyfriend that I do about technology. Come to think of it, I think hacking might be the best way to go about communicating all of life’s precious moments.

Related: 2 Up! and Nintendo Game Cartridge Invitation

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I’m Way More Interested in the Yard Sale

Sep. 15, 2010

Funny wedding Photos - I'm Way More Interested in the Yard Sale

Submitted by: Chris Sellers

…unless of course the yard sale and the wedding are one in the same. THAT I could get down with. Free cake, a full buffet and an open bar would pair very nicely with a yard sale, actually.

People could check out your old clothes and broken stereo during the cocktail hour before the reception, and the couple could make a helpful sign that says, “Rather than providing guests with party favors, the bride and groom ask that each person please grab an item of crap on the way out.” Kill two birds with one afternoon!

Related: Saddest Honeymoon Ever and Best Wedding Announcement

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Quick Question: What is This???

Sep. 14, 2010

If someone could please explain this video to me it would be most appreciated. Here are the ideas I’ve come up with so far:

- a disturbing excuse for the couple to make out and blow squeaky kisses at each other all day
- a new, highly effective form of torture
- a conceptual art piece that is way, way over my head

Help me to understand?

Related: Weddings and Artistic Expression

Source: Totally Crap

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Hannibal Lecter’s Bride

Sep. 14, 2010

Funny wedding Photos - Hannibal Lecter's Bride

Submitted by: Mactographer

Or….maybe she’s a lucha libre bride? All I really know about this fashion statement is what the submitter said: “The veil was made of Fava Beans.” And yet all I really care about is that mysterious hint of under-boob. Maybe if you roll all those things together they begin to make sense? Highly doubtful.

PS: What’s up with topless brides wearing veils?

Related: Masks of a Different Kind

Source: Reka Koti/Flickr

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Pose-A-Potty

Sep. 14, 2010

Funny Wedding Photos - Pose-A-Potty

Submitted by: Unknown

“OK, so now if I can just have you girls pose together right over here by the bathrooms that’d be grayyyyt. Bring your floral bouquets, as I’m pretty sure there’s a horrendous odor emanating from that area. And put your biggest smiles on your beautiful faces because we want the bride to know how happy you are to be here! If anyone needs to use the bathroom during the photo shoot just let me know before you sneak off into a stall.”

Related: Fun and Festive

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