Submitted by: Nick B
Heh. Get it?! ‘Cause she’s eating a hot dog. And there’s that old tradition where the bride and groom sit around after the reception and grill hot dogs and eat sauerkraut together. If you don’t know it, it’s a special bonding thing. My mom told me about it when I was little. It’s a private moment shared between a husband and wife on their wedding night. Most people don’t talk about it, but it’s true.
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. And I hope the groom’s camo vest was better looking in real life than it is in cake topper form. It’s kind of like this is the wedding cake that people would eat in a bizarro world where camouflage is popular among pre-teen girls. But hey, at least the groom is carrying a rifle so people know what the cake is supposed to look like!
