Submitted by: Unknown
Oh, zany pastor pictures. They never get old. Something about a distinguished man wearing a holy robe and pretending that he’s even capable of punching someone out translates very well on film. It also helps if the pastor is the bride’s father, like in this picture! Can you tell??
Submitted by: Unknown
Now this is commitment. I’m in awe of their style coordination. Their outfits would be juuuust goth enough to make me question whether they’re zombies except their make-up is so on-point. They’re like runway zombies for Zombie Couture. Hmm, what would the Zombie Couture tagline be? “By the Undead, For the Undead”? “Zombie Couture: For the Sophisticated Zombie”? Maybe they could do a line for Target.
Submitted by: Unknown
Listen, I don’t mean to be rude (well, OK, sometimes I do), but I’d let my 4-year-old nephew go up against these “Jedi” without so much as a switchblade. I’m just not convinced that these guys know how to engage in battle, much less use their light sabers properly. None of them is giving me that “freeze or I’ll be forced to kill you” feeling. The barefoot guy looks like he’s about to take a walk on the beach for crying out loud. They clearly need a lot of training.
Submitted by: M. Yoder
The submitter says the same photographer who dolled up this beaut from yesterday photographed and um, manipulated, this picture too. And my, what a picture it is.
Is the message supposed to be “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”? Treat your lady with chivalry by holding an umbrella over her head and you’ll do alright; otherwise you’ll feel like you’re at the gates of hell? I dunno. And why is there a fountain superimposed under the wedding cake? I mean, sure that’s kind of awesome, but um, what? Yesterday’s image was fun in a “Paul Bunyan, rainbows and smiles” way. Today’s is just plain scary. (and there’s plenty more where this came from)
*Update: Whoa, I really didn’t notice the milkshake with the umbrella in it when I first glanced at this photo. That’s crazy.
Submitted by: Cohort
The submitter says, “There was an ongoing joke amongst the bride, groom, and their cohorts involving skittles, windows, and crayons. This gave a whole new meaning to “Taste the Rainbow.”
Hm. Or maybe I should say, WTFkl4rjf;piqpxi2e?!! I don’t get it. A joke about skittles, windows and crayons sounds more like a riddle to me. A riddle I cannot figure out as it relates to the groom’s crotch. This picture is kinda freaky. Cohort, please do explain further in the comments!
Submitted by: Max Stone
Guinness World Records has bestowed “the towering distinction” of tallest man and wife on Wayne and Laurie Hallquist, who measure a combined 13 feet, 4 inches. He stands 6 feet 10.4 inches, she 6 feet 5.95 inches. To which I say, HELLOOOOO UP THERE!
The lovebirdsgiraffes have actually been married for seven years, but it took them until this year to contact Guinness World Records. They’re now officially classified as the world’s tallest living married couple. Congrats!
Source: The Telegraph
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Yesterday I posted some ‘shopped fireworks “magic,” so I figured today I would continue with that magical theme. I mean, two faces appearing out of the cloud and over a rainbow??? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
Then again, who doesn’t want a picture like this to help commemorate their wedding day? I certainly do. It’s awesome, and I mean that sincerely. The bride is rising up over the forest like some kind of peasant angel, and then above, she looks on with her groom as if to say, “Our love is quite heavenly indeed.” So meta. And so worth framing.
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