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The bride submitted this photo, saying that the wedding party wasn’t so into the jumping trend and instead opted to skip for their wedding party portrait. To which I say….is this actually better than jumping? I can’t really decide. Ultimately I think the jumping trend should be replaced with a shakeface trend. And I don’t think I’ll be satisfied until that happens.
Submitted by: Janelle W.

The submitter-bride said that she and her fiance each designed a wedding announcement, and this is the groom’s version. And I like it! It makes me think there could be a huge, record-breaking game of “Light As a Feather, Stiff As a Board” at the wedding, which I would be totally into. Plus, I enjoy the scary determination in his eyes. Very believable.
Submitted by: Unknown

I guess it’s not even worth mentioning that she is wayyy hotter than he is. But what *is* worth mentioning is that I hate it when white hippie guys have dreadlocks. It’s one of the few real prejudices I have, and I have yet to find a guy to reverse my feelings on the matter. Including this groom. C’mon, dude, your lady is smokin’. You owe it to her to wear pants that extend to your ankles.
Submitted by: Kristen

The submitter says, “I saw this in a small town in Greenville, MS. I do not know the bride and groom, but had to take a picture of the ‘traffic.’” Well, submitter, I’m glad you did! It’s rare that we get pictures taken by regular observers in the wild.
I have to wonder how long this wedding “processional” went on… did the bride actually ride on the back of that truck for longer than a couple blocks?! Either way, she’s making one heck of an entrance.
Submitted by: Whitney-Lehr

Bouquet Toss FAILs never get old for me. Especially when the bride is making a big “ta-da!” presentation about it. It’s a combination of hilarity and disappointment all around. I like how the chick on the far right is like, “Hey, don’t look at me, I don’t want to get married anytime soon!”
Submitted by: RAD

I can’t say I’ve ever wanted to eat a magical forest, but now that I’m seeing what one looks like in cake form…bring it on! Ferns, fungus, butterflies…they all look strangely delicious. Plus, I hear if you eat a slice of fairy cake your chances of seeing a unicorn increase by like a thousand percent.
Submitted by: Unknown