Metroid is a special thing for me and my fiance, since I incorporated Samus and Ridley into a cross-stitch I made him. He proposed to me while guiding me through my first time playing Super Metroid.
Finally, a worthy payoff for all that dungeon crawling! The credits just don’t do it for me anymore. ‘Grats, you gamers!
Tinsel has a fan in this guy.
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That’s quite a left arm you got there, buddy.
Since she’s barefoot on the hot sand, I’m sure your new wife is just as glad to be swept off her feet now as when you met!
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Surprise! I robbed an Anne Geddes photoshoot!
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This cameraman was getting paid good money to take pictures. Nobody said ‘nothin about exercising discretion. They just said to take ‘em.
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I wanted to get to the bottom of this picture, so I Googled “Wedding Man Panties.”
–Then I had to take a short interweb break to wash my eyes out. Occupational hazards aside, here’s what I found:
According to Chinese wedding tradition, on the Big Day the groom’s party has to go fetch the bride from her home. Her bridesmaids won’t give her up without a fight, though. So the guys perform embarrassing stunts to convince her posse to release her. But you never know, I bet this is secretly what they hoped they’d be asked to do. Kinky!
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Aren’t there always those people who never learned to smile correctly? Like they just stretch their mouths wider and stare blankly at the lens in a sort of vacant grimace? Yes. These people should not model.
I’m sure this guy’s idea of a seductive glance just happens to translate in every other person’s brain to “stalker’s leer.”
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